Post your favorite quotes, lyrics, phrases, sayings, ect.........

[B]“It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.”[/B]


- Bill Hicks

[B]

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. [/B]


—Sam Kinison

"Never rub another man's rhubarb."

-Joker (Jack Nicholson) in Batman

A rubber band pistol was confiscated from Algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

"The eighties f***ing ruled, man, until that pussy Cobain came and f***ed it all up."



"I'm an old broken down piece of meat and I deserve to be all alone, I just don't want you to hate me."




- Randy 'The Ram' Robinson in The Wrestler

Suicide is the Last thing i would do.........



MK

You can't fix stupid

"a pledge pin????? On your uniform!??!?!?!?!"

heard this from mr. garrison on an episode of south park. might be from someone else:

THERES NO STUPID QUESTIONS, JUST STUPID PEOPLE.

Pink Floyd:

[B][I]We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl
Year after year
Running over the same old ground
What have we found?
The same old fears
Wish you were here [/I][/B]<!--ringtones and media links -->