Where's Anita with a wee-wee story?<br>She must be busy getting all her reds together to do an inventory
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Where's Anita with a wee-wee story?<br>She must be busy getting all her reds together to do an inventory
Where's Anita with a wee-wee story? <br> She must be busy getting all her reds together to do an inventory, <br> The gal must be absolutely all in her glory <br>
Where's Anita with a wee-wee story?<br>She must be busy getting all her reds together to do an inventory,<br>The gal must be absolutely all in her glory<br>as she writes fan letters to Hugh Laurie.<br><br><br><br>If I begged; If I asked you nicely;
If I begged; If I asked you nicely;<br>Would ya get me some more of that bottle o' whiskey?,<br>
If I begged; If I asked you nicely;<br>Would ya get me some more of that bottle o' whiskey?,<br>And some "favors", to not have to ask precisely,
If I begged; If I asked you nicely;<br>Would ya get me some more of that bottle o' whiskey?,<br>And some "favors", to not have to ask precisely,<br>I' guzzle it all if you ask nicely!
O' give me a word that rhymes with orange,<br>
O' give me a word that rhymes with orange,<br>I worked all day fixing that door hinge.<br>
<blockquote> O' give me a word that rhymes with orange, <br> I worked all day fixing that door hinge. </blockquote> <br> OFF TOPIC: Hey, Toys...Very clever, indeed, on the '<span style="font-weight: bold;">orange</span>' rhyme.<img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/laugh.gif" alt="image"><br>
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O' give me a word that rhymes with orange,<br>I worked all day fixing that door hinge.<br>(Ugh...that last line would make a whore cringe!)<br><br><br>
O' give me a word that rhymes with orange,<br>I worked all day fixing that door hinge.<br>(Ugh...that last line would make a whore cringe!)<br>Your whore said to my whore, "please pass the syringe."<br>
I shot an arrow through the air,<br>
I shot an arrow through the air,<br>I targeted the dark skinned gal with the blonde hair.
I shot an arrow through the air,<br>I targeted the dark skinned gal with the blonde hair.<br>Was better than cracking her over the head with a chair,
I shot an arrow through the air,<br>I targeted the dark skinned gal with the blonde hair.<br>Was better than cracking her over the head with a chair,<br>Then the ref said, "Ladies, stop that, let's fight fair!"<br><br><img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/smile.gif" alt="image">
I went to the market to hear some shoplifting music,<br>
I went to the market to hear some shoplifting music,<br>I stole what I wanted then grabbed a cue stick.
I went to the market to hear some shoplifting music,<br>I stole what I wanted then grabbed a cue stick,<br>I scrammed as the manager called the store dick,<br>
I went to the market to hear some shoplifting music<br>I stole what I wanted then grabbed a cue stick<br>I scrammed as the manager called the store dick<br>Busted the guard over the head and got out quick
Hahmennah hahmennah fibble dee floo,<br>
Hahmennah hahmennah fibble dee floo,<br>Ho'mamma ho'mamma whoop dee do,
Hahmennah hahmennah fibble dee floo,<br>Ho'mamma ho'mamma whoop dee do,<br>As I discovered an extra 'benny' or two,<br>
Hahmennah hahmennah fibble dee floo,<br>Ho'mamma ho'mamma whoop dee do,<br>As I discovered an extra 'benny' or two,<br>I sure can't dance a jig with only one shoe.
More white crap on the ground in April,
More white crap on the ground in April,<br>I assume you mean snow. Isn't it a staple?
More white crap on the ground in April,<br>I assume you mean snow. Isn't it a staple?<br>It's heading this way! Make my syrup maple!<br><br>
More white crap on the ground in April,<br>I assume you mean snow. Isn't it a staple?<br>It's heading this way! Make my syrup maple!<br>Maple it is but only if you are ready, willing and able?<br><br><br>
With these words, you guys and gal are making it rough,<br>
With these words, you guys and gal are making it rough, <br> But it's been fun sifting through this stuff <br>
With these words, you guys and gal are making it rough,<br>"But it's been fun sifting through this stuff"<br>.....he said, while typing away in the buff!<br><br><br>
<font size="4"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">With these words, you guys and gal are making it rough,</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">"But it's been fun sifting through this stuff"</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">.....he said, while typing away in the buff!</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">Then he threw his hands in the air and said "enough is enough!"</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">~Karen</span></font><br>
<font size="4"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">Sitting outside drinking beer in the yard</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">~Karen</span></font><br>
Sitting outside drinking beer in the yard<br>My shotgun in hand, my cooler to guard,
Sitting outside drinking beer in the yard<br>My shotgun in hand, my cooler to guard,<br>My steaks are burning, by now they are charred,
<div class="scrolling"> Sitting outside drinking beer in the yard <br> My shotgun in hand, my cooler to guard, <br> My steaks are burning, by now they are charred, <br> No food to eat I'll just get drunk and pass out in the yard. </div> Sitting outside drinking beer in the yard <br> My shotgun in hand, my cooler to guard, <br> My steaks are burning, by now they are charred, <br> No food to eat I'll just get drunk and pass out in the yard.
Been chilling, watching Jeff Gordon finally win again,
Been chilling, watching Jeff Gordon finally win again, <br>Winning a race makes him grin
<div class="scrolling"> <div> Been chilling, watching Jeff Gordon finally win again, <br> Winning a race makes him grin <br> To bad he didn't hit the wall in a spin.......... </div> </div> <div> Been chilling, watching Jeff Gordon finally win again, <br> Winning a race makes him grin <br> To bad he didn't hit the wall in a spin.......... </div> Been chilling, watching Jeff Gordon finally win again, <br> Winning a race makes him grin <br> To bad he didn't hit the wall in a spin..........
Been chilling, watching Jeff Gordon finally win again,<br>Winning a race makes him grin<br>To bad he didn't hit the wall in a spin..........<br>Great drivers don't hit the wall, especially him!