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Pat Benatar " Be a good little girl and tell grandma you fell off the swing. Cause hell, Hell is for Children"

Aw, come on honey. Look, so I never called you back. I've been, you know, busy.

[SIZE=2]"The Rock will take you down Know Your Role Boulevard which is on the corner of Jabroni Drive and check you directly into the Smackdown Hotel!"

"If ya smell what the Rock, is cooking!"

Dwayne Johnson...aka the "Rock"
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Donald Trump is just a money whore under my bed there's a baseball bat
The goddamn taxes gonna break my back
I'm in the wasteland I'm in the wasteland



- Warrior Soul

"Mama always told me stupid is as stupid does"

-Forest Gump

[LEFT][COLOR=#000000][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial][U][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][B]DON'T SWAT A FLY[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/U][/FONT][/SIZE]
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[COLOR=#000000][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][B][U]Written by Tom Hoy[/U]
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[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][FONT=Arial][B][COLOR=#000000] [/COLOR][COLOR=#000000] [/COLOR][/B][/FONT]
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[COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][B]I was just a kid when my daddy said to me[/B]
[/LEFT]
[/FONT][/COLOR][LEFT][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][B]Son there's much to learn in this life.[/B]
[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][B]And so there beneath a tree, he sat me on his knee[/B]
[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][B]He said there's dangers in this world[/B]
[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][B]So follow my advice.[/B]
[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial]
[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][B]Don't swat a fly that's landed on a pitbull[/B]
[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][B]Don't play with your new chainsaw in the tub[/B]
[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][B]Don't give a dozen roses to your girlfriend[/B]
[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][B]Especially if your wife just bought a gun.[/B]
[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][B]And don't ever date your father's cousin's sister[/B]
[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][B]In case she is your uncle's brother's wife.[/B]
[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][B]And don't leave your Grandpa all alone at Hooter's[/B]
[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][B]Unless you got insurance on his life.[/B]
[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial]
[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][B]And don't ever give Viagara to a Rooster.[/B]
[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][B]He'll cock-a-doodle-doo till he explodes.[/B]
[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][B]And don't ask your in-laws over for a dinner[/B]
[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][B]Unless you're sure they'll all fit in the stove..[/B]
[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][B]And don't take your kids to visit dear old Grandma[/B]
[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][B]Unless they don't mind digging all night long.[/B]
[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][B]And don't swat a fly that's landed on a pitbull[/B]
[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][B]Unless you aren't too drunk enough to run.[/B]
[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial]
[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][B]And don't ever put pure jet fuel in your tractor[/B]
[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][B]Cause now your cousin Junior's on the moon.[/B]
[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][B]They say he left a trail of anti-matter[/B]
[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][B]and NASA said he won't be back real soon.[/B]
[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][B]And don't take advice unless it's from your daddy[/B]
[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][B]Even if your mother says you ain't my son.[/B]
[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][B]And don't swat a fly that's landed on a pitbull[/B]
[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][B]Unless you aren't too drunk enough to run[/B]
[/FONT][/COLOR]
[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif][COLOR=#000000][B][FONT=Arial]Unless you aren't too drunk enough to run.[/FONT][/B]
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Drive it like you stole it.

"I like going to the park and watching the children run and jump around, because you see, they don't know I'm using blanks."

-Emo Phillips

"The more you sweat in training, the less you will bleed in battle."

[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][COLOR=#39383e][I][B][U]Author unknown:[/U][/B][/I] [B][I][COLOR=blue]"I don't mind you talking so much, as long as you don't mind me not listening."[/COLOR][/I][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[COLOR=#39383e][I][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=2][B][U]Author unknown:[/U] [COLOR=blue]"You have got your head so far up your a$$ you can chew your food again on the way down."[/COLOR][/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/COLOR]

[QUOTE=redlinesrule;374581][LEFT][COLOR=#000000][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial][U][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][B]DON'T SWAT A FLY[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/U][/FONT][/SIZE]
[COLOR=#000000][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial][B][U][SIZE=4][/SIZE][/U][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][B][U]Written by Tom Hoy[/U]
[/B][/SIZE]
[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][FONT=Arial][B][COLOR=#000000] [/COLOR][COLOR=#000000] [/COLOR][/B][/FONT]
[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][B]I was just a kid when my daddy said to me[/B]
[/LEFT]
[/FONT][/COLOR][LEFT][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][B]Son there's much to learn in this life.[/B]
[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][B]And so there beneath a tree, he sat me on his knee[/B]
[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][B]He said there's dangers in this world[/B]
[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][B]So follow my advice.[/B]
[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial]
[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][B]Don't swat a fly that's landed on a pitbull[/B]
[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][B]Don't play with your new chainsaw in the tub[/B]
[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][B]Don't give a dozen roses to your girlfriend[/B]
[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][B]Especially if your wife just bought a gun.[/B]
[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][B]And don't ever date your father's cousin's sister[/B]
[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][B]In case she is your uncle's brother's wife.[/B]
[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][B]And don't leave your Grandpa all alone at Hooter's[/B]
[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][B]Unless you got insurance on his life.[/B]
[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial]
[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][B]And don't ever give Viagara to a Rooster.[/B]
[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][B]He'll cock-a-doodle-doo till he explodes.[/B]
[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][B]And don't ask your in-laws over for a dinner[/B]
[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][B]Unless you're sure they'll all fit in the stove..[/B]
[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][B]And don't take your kids to visit dear old Grandma[/B]
[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][B]Unless they don't mind digging all night long.[/B]
[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][B]And don't swat a fly that's landed on a pitbull[/B]
[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][B]Unless you aren't too drunk enough to run.[/B]
[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial]
[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][B]And don't ever put pure jet fuel in your tractor[/B]
[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][B]Cause now your cousin Junior's on the moon.[/B]
[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][B]They say he left a trail of anti-matter[/B]
[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][B]and NASA said he won't be back real soon.[/B]
[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][B]And don't take advice unless it's from your daddy[/B]
[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][B]Even if your mother says you ain't my son.[/B]
[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][B]And don't swat a fly that's landed on a pitbull[/B]
[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][B]Unless you aren't too drunk enough to run[/B]
[/FONT][/COLOR]
[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif][COLOR=#000000][B][FONT=Arial]Unless you aren't too drunk enough to run.[/FONT][/B]
[/COLOR][/FONT][/LEFT][/QUOTE]

Sounds like a Ray Stevens song!

[B][U][COLOR=blue]John Adams -[/COLOR][/U][/B] [B]“Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.”[/B]

[QUOTE=classicfan1;374941]Sounds like a Ray Stevens song![/QUOTE]

It sure does & you just can't beat an original Stevens song with none better than 'The Streak'. :laugh:

While watching a football game my wife said:"I am old enough to be all of these guy's mother... Except for Brett Farve"

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.

"I live my life one regret at a time"
Tim Lykins

Tim

If you tell the truth the first time your story never changes.

[B][U][COLOR=blue]Unknown comic:[/COLOR][/U][/B] [B][I]"That's enough to gag a maggot!"[/I][/B]

[B][U][COLOR=blue][I]Led Zeppelin, "Stairway to Heaven"[/I] :[/COLOR][/U][/B]

[B][I]And as we wind on down the road
our shadows taller than our soul
there walks a lady we all know
who shines white light and wants to show
how everything still turns to gold
and if you listen very hard
the tune will come to you at last
when all are one and one is all
to be a rock and not to roll.
[/I][/B]

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You show respect, you don't lose your teeth.


- Wanderlei "The Axe Murderer" Silva

Arise, Sir Loin of Beef.
Arise, Earl of Cloves.
Arise, Duke of Brittingham.
Arise, Baron of Munchausen.
Arise, Essence of Myrrh...
Milk of Magnesia...
Quarter of Ten.


Bugs Bunny...Rabbit Hood 1949

"Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time.

[I]But he loves you[/I]. He loves you and he needs money."



-George Carlin

[U][B][COLOR=blue]Thomas Sowell:[/COLOR][/B][/U] [B][I]"Socialism in general has a record of failure so blatant that only an intellectual could ignore or evade it."
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[COLOR=Navy]Call me "Snake"

The name's Plissken! [/COLOR]


- Snake Plissken

Cool Hand Luke...

"That's my darling Luke. He grins like a baby but bites like a gator."

George Kennedy

[B]“Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.”[/B]


Yoda

[FONT=Arial][SIZE=3]You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!!

[I]or....[/I]
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[FONT=Arial][SIZE=3]Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government! Supreme
executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some... farcical aquatic ceremony!
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[QUOTE=jimzreds;370108]"And in the end.......the love you take....is equal to love you you gave " A day in the life,what a great song.[/QUOTE]
".....and in the end, the love you take, is equal to the love....you MAKE".........song is called "The End" and it's the last thing on Abbey road before, "Her Majesty". Leave it to the Beatles. Great quote.......timeless.

Another good one is Dylan's "You don' need a weather man ta know which way the wind blows"

[B][U][COLOR=blue]Comedian Steven Wright:[/COLOR][/U][I] "It’s a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they’d just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused."[/I][/B]
[B][/B]
[B][I][SIZE=2]"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."[/SIZE]
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[B][COLOR=#003399][URL="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000527/"][B][COLOR=#003399]Oscar Madison[/COLOR][/B][/URL][URL="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000527/"]: Now kindly remove that spaghetti from my poker table. [/URL][/COLOR][/B][URL="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000527/"]
[COLOR=#003399][B][COLOR=navy][[I]Felix laughs[/I]][/COLOR] [/B][/COLOR]

[/URL][COLOR=#003399][B][B][URL="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000527/"][COLOR=#003399]Oscar Madison[/COLOR][/URL][/B][URL="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000527/"]: The hell's so funny? [/URL][/B]
[URL="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000527/"]
[/URL][B][B][URL="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000493/"][COLOR=#003399]Felix Ungar[/COLOR][/URL][/B][URL="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000527/"]: It's not spaghetti, it's linguini. [/URL][/B][URL="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000527/"]
[B][COLOR=navy][[I]Oscar picks up the linguini and hurls it against the kitchen wall[/I][/COLOR]] [/B]

[/URL][B][B][URL="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000527/"][COLOR=#003399]Oscar Madison[/COLOR][/URL][/B][URL="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000527/"]: Now it's garbage. [/URL][/B][URL="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000527/"]
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[B]- The Odd Couple[/B]


[B]DON[/B]


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[B][U][COLOR=blue]Rod Gilbert:[/COLOR][/U] [I]"If hockey fights were fake, you would see me in more of them."[/I][/B]
[B][/B]
[B][U][COLOR=blue]Steve Sloan:[/COLOR][/U] [I]"[/I][I]The sun doesn't shine on the same dog's butt every day but we sure didn't expect a total eclipse."[/I][/B]

[B][FONT=Century Gothic][SIZE=4]Whatever makes you happy.
Whatever you want.
You're so effing special.
I wish I was special.

But I'm a creep.
I'm a weirdo.
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here.[/SIZE][/FONT][/B]
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[B][FONT=Century Gothic][SIZE=4]Radiohead - "Creep"


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[B][U][COLOR=blue]John F. Kennedy:[/COLOR][/U] [/B]

[B][I]"Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country." [/I][/B]
[B][/B]
[B][I]"Let every nation know... that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, in order to assure the survival and the success of liberty." [/I][/B]

Gold Hat: "We are Federales. You know, the mounted police."

Dobbs: "If you're the police, where are your badges?"

Gold Hat: "Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges!"

[I]The Treasure of the Sierra Madre, 1948[/I]


Hedley Lamarr: "Be ready to attack Rock Ridge at noon tomorrow. Here's your badge."

Mexican Bandit: "Badges? We don't need no stinking badges! Vamanos!"

[I]Blazing Saddles, 1974[/I]

"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." - Edmund Burke

"There is nothing more frightful than ignorance in action." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

“The United States remains the last best hope for a mankind plagued by tyranny and deprivation." - President Ronald Reagan

“Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree.” - Martin Luther

""Here at 'the Rock,' we have two basic rules. Memorize them so you can say them in your sleep. Rule One: Obey all rules!" - Barney Fife

[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][URL="http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/m/muhammadal166805.html"][B][COLOR=#0011ff]Muhammad Ali[/COLOR][/B][/URL]: [B][I]"Frazier is so ugly that he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wild Life."[/I][/B][/SIZE][/FONT][B][/B]

[SIZE=3][COLOR=#000080][I][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][B][U][COLOR=blue]Thomas Jefferson:[/COLOR][/U][/B] [/COLOR][B][COLOR=black]"Does the government fear us? Or do we fear the government? When the people fear the government, tyranny has found victory. The federal government is our servant, not our master!" [/COLOR][/B][/SIZE][/I][/COLOR]
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[I] Remember, wherever you go, there you are![/I]