The Progressive Poetry Thread!

What's next for 80 dollars after cucumber slicers to cover her eyes ( andy's back in the game, look out, lol ) ,

What's next for 80 dollars after cucumber slicers to cover her eyes<br>Hows about 250.00 for some liposuction for them thunder thighs?<br>

What's next for 80 dollars after cucumber slicers to cover her eyes<br>Hows about 250.00 for some liposuction for them thunder thighs?<br>Spending money with no results, notice how she cries?<br>

What's next for 80 dollars after cucumber slicers to cover her eyes <br> Hows about 250.00 for some liposuction for them thunder thighs? <br> Spending money with no results, notice how she cries? <br> She should eat only 1 or 2 instead of 9 meat pies! <br>

<p>It's a stretch for aligator arms to reach the top shelf,</p>

It's a stretch for aligator arms to reach the top shelf<br>He was shopping for crocodile skin shoes at a Wal*Mart in Guelph<br><br><br><br>(Guelph,...a town in Southern Ontario that Jay Leno says the name of which sounds like something you'd cough up<img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/tongue.gif" alt="image">)<br><br><br>

It's a stretch for aligator arms to reach the top shelf<br>He was shopping for crocodile skin shoes at a Wal*Mart in Guelph<br>So he said 'heck with this' and from the bottom shelf grabbed a DVD of the Will Ferrell movie 'Elf'

It's a stretch for aligator arms to reach the top shelf<br>He was shopping for crocodile skin shoes at a Wal*Mart in Guelph<br>So he said 'heck with this' and from the bottom shelf grabbed a DVD of the Will Ferrell movie 'Elf'<br>Then went back to his den to perform 'The Stranger' on himself!<img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/laugh.gif" alt="image">

peotete button laced cow pies just ripe for the trippin's ( or should I say pickin's, lol )

<p>It's a stretch for aligator arms to reach the top shelf,</p>