The Progressive Poetry Thread!

If you don't go out and get her, she's not gonna come to you,<br>and you'll be all by yourself feeling blue.<br>Sitting in a bar, commiserating with the barkeep over a brew,

If you don't go out and get her, she's not gonna come to you,<br>and you'll be all by yourself feeling blue.<br>Sitting in a bar, commiserating with the barkeep over a brew,<br>And the next thing you know, you're doing a Rick Patino, ewwwwww

<p>Herman Munster &amp; Liz Talyor were on a blind date,</p>

Herman Munster &amp; Liz Talyor were on a blind date,<br>"Love your work," he said. "Especially Buterfield 8!"

Herman Munster &amp; Liz Talyor were on a blind date,<br>"Love your work," he said. "Especially Buterfield 8!"<br>"Can I play with your cute bolt?" she said "I can't wait!"

Herman Munster &amp; Liz Talyor were on a blind date,<br>"Love your work," he said. "Especially Buterfield 8!"<br>"Can I play with your cute bolt?" she said "I can't wait!"<br>Bolt or nuts, either way I knew all along she'd take the bait.

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<p>"time out- lol that was wasn't bad was it g-bugger -time in"</p>Liz knew she had Herman in the palm of her hand,

Liz knew she had Herman in the palm of her hand,<br>The nuts from his bolts... so on the floor his head did land,

Liz knew she had Herman in the palm of her hand,<br>The nuts from his bolts... so on the floor his head did land, <br>"Damn those genertic parts", Munster said, "There's more I had planned.