The Progressive Poetry Thread!

It's April 15th, taxes are due.<br>It's time again for a MAJOR SCREW<br>I'd rather sit down &amp; drink my Mountain Dew<br>pick the one that peels your banana...<br><br>I'll bet a Coors Light I get more back than you.<br>OR<br>The only thing worse is a big warm Yoo-Hoo.

This thread lingers on after all of this time,<br>

This thread lingers on after all of this time,<br>It's April 15th, and I don't have a damn dime...<br>

This thread lingers on after all of this time,<br>It's April 15th, and I don't have a damn dime...<br>With taxes due, who can come up with a rhyme?

This thread lingers on after all of this time,<br>It's April 15th, and I don't have a damn dime...<br>With taxes due, who can come up with a rhyme?<br>When ya bury my corpse please cover it with lime!

Think of a word that rhymes with the word 'lawyer'?

Think of a word that rhymes with the word 'lawyer'?<br>And I'll win myself a brand new shiny toy, er?<br>

Think of a word that rhymes with the word 'lawyer'?<br>And I'll win myself a brand new shiny toy, er?<br>Perhaps a weathered old copy of Huck Finn an' Tom Sawyer.

Think of a word that rhymes with the word 'lawyer'?<br>And I'll win myself a brand new shiny toy, er?<br>Perhaps a weathered old copy of Huck Finn an' Tom Sawyer.<br>When done reading, please return it to the shelf in the foyer.<br>

I got home today; my clutch is starting to smell.