The Progressive Poetry Thread!

Running with scissors in hand can be a dangerous thing...

Running with scissors in hand can be a dangerous thing...<br>You might slip and scratch my Chevy that's Heavy or my Kuda that's a King...

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Running with scissors in hand can be a dangerous thing...<br>You might slip and scratch my Chevy that's Heavy or my Kuda that's a King...<br>but never fear, they are all secure in my mag wheel case my mom calls 'the thing'....<br>Lord only knows the horrible devastation this outrageously dangerous activity can bring...

A priest, a rabbi, two ducks and a salamander ran in to a crowded bar<br>They were drunk and covered in tar.<br><br><br>maribell

A priest, a rabbi, two ducks and a salamander ran in to a crowded bar<br>They were drunk and covered in tar.<br>One duck said 'put the drinks on my bill' and let's find a designated driver to cruise us in my car

A priest, a rabbi, two ducks and a salamander ran in to a crowded bar<br>They were drunk and covered in tar.<br>One duck said 'put the drinks on my bill' and let's find a designated driver to cruise us in my car<br>but the driver turned out to be somebody they could never have imagined, a former czar

It may have been summer but the big man flew high up in his sleigh...

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It may have been summer but the big man flew high up in his sleigh...<br>His name Fat "Santa" Albert and he cruised along saying "HEY HEY HEY!!"