The Progressive Poetry Thread!

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Running with scissors in hand can be a dangerous thing...<br>You might slip and scratch my Chevy that's Heavy or my Kuda that's a King...<br>but never fear, they are all secure in my mag wheel case my mom calls 'the thing'....

Running with scissors in hand can be a dangerous thing...<br>You might slip and scratch my Chevy that's Heavy or my Kuda that's a King...<br>but never fear, they are all secure in my mag wheel case my mom calls 'the thing'....<br>Lord only knows the horrible devastation this outrageously dangerous activity can bring...

A priest, a rabbi, two ducks and a salamander ran in to a crowded bar,

A priest, a rabbi, two ducks and a salamander ran in to a crowded bar<br>They were drunk and covered in tar.<br><br><br>maribell

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A priest, a rabbi, two ducks and a salamander ran in to a crowded bar<br>They were drunk and covered in tar.<br>One duck said 'put the drinks on my bill' and let's find a designated driver to cruise us in my car

A priest, a rabbi, two ducks and a salamander ran in to a crowded bar<br>They were drunk and covered in tar.<br>One duck said 'put the drinks on my bill' and let's find a designated driver to cruise us in my car<br>but the driver turned out to be somebody they could never have imagined, a former czar

It may have been summer but the big man flew high up in his sleigh...

It may have been summer but the big man flew high up in his sleigh...<br>His name Fat "Santa" Albert and he cruised along saying "HEY HEY HEY!!"