Post your favorite quotes, lyrics, phrases, sayings, ect.........

[URL="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0730570/"][B][COLOR=#003399]Fat Man at Bench[/COLOR][/B][/URL]: [B][I]It was a bullet, wasn't it?[/I][/B]
[B][URL="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000158/"][COLOR=#003399]Forrest Gump[/COLOR][/URL][/B]: [B][I]A bullet?
[/I][/B][URL="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0730570/"][COLOR=#003399][B]Fat Man at Bench[/B][/COLOR][/URL]: [B][I]That jumped up and bit you.[/I][/B]
[B][URL="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000158/"][COLOR=#003399]Forrest Gump[/COLOR][/URL][/B]: [B][I]Oh, yes sir. Bit me right in the buttocks. They said it was a million dollar wound, but the army must keep that money 'cause I still haven't seen a nickel of that million dollars.[/I][/B]

"I am the Great Cornholio, I need tee pee for my bunghole. Are you threatening me?"

Beavis

Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.

Dr. Seuss

[COLOR=#0000ff][FONT=Arial][B][SIZE=3][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]Winston Churchill: [I]"[/I][/COLOR][/SIZE][I][COLOR=black]An optimist sees an opportunity in every calamity; a pessimist sees a calamity in every opportunity."
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"If you are not living on the edge, you are taking up too much space"

Love is grand...................divorce is a couple hundred grand

[SIZE=2]Dennis Miller: [B][I]“Sure, the lion is king of the jungle but airdrop him into Antarctica, & he's just a penguin's bitch.”[/I][/B][/SIZE]

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."

-Jack Nicholson

Also Jack; (Why didn't sombody tell me he had one of those)


[QUOTE=terrischoice;370229]"Never rub another man's rhubarb."

-Joker (Jack Nicholson) in Batman[/QUOTE]

I WANNA ROCK!!!! Twisted Sister:cool: