Post your favorite quotes, lyrics, phrases, sayings, ect.........

This is a cool thread I just found.Live free or die is one of my favorites.

A couple more-

"I may not agree with what you say sir,however I will defend to the death your right to say it."

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day,teach a man to fish and you feed him for life."

Eric

[QUOTE=Phildirt;377755]"Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time.

[I]But he loves you[/I]. He loves you and he needs money."



-George Carlin[/QUOTE]



Absolutely perfect...RIP Mr Carlin

[SIZE=4][I][FONT=Arial][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial][I]"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate and wine in one hand, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"[/I][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/I][/SIZE][FONT=Arial][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial]
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I have a million of these in my head.Without flooding,here is a few more ...

Birds of a feather flock together.

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

As old as you feel.

While the cat is away the mice shall play.

Beauty is in the eye of the heholder.

If you cant run with the big dogs then stay on the porch.

You cant have your cake and eat it too.

If you walk in the pasture sooner or later you will step in poop.

You dont have to be old to be wise.

With age comes wisdom.

The grass is greener on the other side of the fence.

Takes one to know one.

Eric

[B]17 pages and NO ONE posted this one yet?[/B]

[B]"Go Ahead, Make My Day!" Harry Callahan baby![/B]

[B]And another classic:[/B]

[B]"Do Unto Others, Then Split!"[/B]

[B]"Race 'Em!" Collect 'Em!"[/B]

In a man-to-man fight, the winner is he who has one more round in his magazine - Erwin Rommel

[SIZE=4][COLOR=black][B]life's tough enough, it's even tougher when you're stupid.

John Wayne
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[B]"Live Fast, Die Young, Have a Good Looking Corpse" - John Derek as Nick Romano in "Knock on Any Door", from 1949.........[/B]

[B]A good man always knows his limitations -- Harry Callahan[/B]

[B]"Bond, James Bond"[/B]

I can't help thinking somewhere in the universe there has to be something better than MAN..............Has to be!! Charlton Heston, Planet of the Apes

"There is nothing more intimate than a fart"
-outdoorelvis

"Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
- Benjamin Franklin

D'oh!
-Homer Simpson

[B][I]There's no crying in baseball!![/I][/B]

Hopefully no repeats here .... Still hafta get into music quotes ...

You are about to light the fuse of the last bang you will ever hear.

If it aint broke dont fix it.

Crap rolls down hill.

Just do it.

If you cant stand the heat get out of the kitchen.

Look what the cat dragged in.

Whats the matter,cat got your tongue?

Bite your tongue.

Since you were just a twinkle in your daddy's eye.

I'll be back.

Can't we all just get along.

The first that smelt it delt it.

If I had a nickel for every time ...

The ball is in your court.

Eric

[B]"Hasta la vista, Baby"


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[B]Hamburgers. The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast. ~ Pulp Fiction

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"you aint the only one with guns, bitch" -"trudy" michelle rodriguez, avatar

" left a good job with the city, workin for the man every night and day. Never lost one moment of sleep worrying about the way things might of been" john fogherty

"take you a glass of water, make it against the law. Find out how good that water tastes when you cant have none atall" j.f. Credance

"hello to you my sweet young friend, you got money prehaps you can lend"
" tell my secretary i aint takin any calls, if you want to find me just ask the boys down at the wall, thats where i'll be"
Both men at work same song

"....you sure are a strange kid, johny. But i like you,so tell me what kinda boy are you johnny?"
Men at work be good johnny

" i make the pussies purr with the stroke of my hand" ted nugent, cat scratch fever

" by the way which one's pink?" pink floyd, have a cigar

" my momma said be a good boy, dont ever play with guns. I shot a man in reno just to watch him die"
Johnny Cash, folsom prison

Ok last one tonight i hope......
" if you don't eat you meat you cant have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you dont eat your meat?"

Thats quite the solo music party there Broilermaker.I see you forgot to add Pink Floyd to post #186.

I will toss a few music quotes out there with a theme.

"Back in the summer of 69" Bryan Adams

"In 69 I was 21" Jackson Browne

"We havent had that spirit here since 1969" Eagles

"He left home on a winter day 1969" Andrew Gold

"Even he knew better than me, back in 69" Deep Purple

Eric

"so i rob banks, and i rob trains, lost one eye in a poker game, gave up gambling because it's such a shame to cheat your friends and nieghbors" kenny rogers, the gambler

Good one Kenny.

Here is another theme

"There are many here among us who feel life is but a joke" Jimi Hendrix

"Good things in life take a long time" Chicago

"Chossing my own way of life" Suicidal Tendencies

Eric

Doc Holliday to Johnny Ringo in Tombstone....right before he puts a bullet in his forehead.

[B][I]"I'll be your Huckleberry Johnny."[/I][/B]

This movie has so many good quotes I'd be here all day, but this is one of my favorites!

[B]Not sure of its author but sure is classic:[/B] [B][COLOR=blue]"If it smells like fish, it's a good dish....If it smells like cologne, leave it alone." :001_tongue:[/COLOR][/B]

More Duke,

If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow.

John Wayne