The Progressive Poetry Thread!

Really don't mind if you sit this one out.<br>In a leotard Ian likes to jump all about,

Really don't mind if you sit this one out.<br>In a leotard Ian likes to jump all about,<br>College educated too, not a dropout!

Really don't mind if you sit this one out.<br>In a leotard Ian likes to jump all about,<br>College educated too, not a dropout<br>Blows a mean flute and without a doubt!

That was a cool rhyme if I do say so myself

That was a cool rhyme if I do say so myself<br>I once saw Mr Anderson, he looked like an elf!<br><br><br><br>(Jethro Tull opened by U.K. KILLERRRRRRRRRRRR Concert! U.K.=Bill Bruford, Allan Holdsworth, John Whetton, Eddie Jobson)

That was a cool rhyme if I do say so myself<br>I once saw Mr Anderson, he looked like an elf!<br>I have many of Tulls LPs some where on my shelf

That was a cool rhyme if I do say so myself<br>I once saw Mr Anderson, he looked like an elf!<br>I have many of Tulls LPs some where on my shelf<br>There's no other rhyming words 'cept for the town Guelph (Ontario)<img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/laugh.gif" alt="image"><br><br><br>(Incidentally, Jay Leno did Guelph back in the '90s. He said the name of the city made him think of something you'd cough up<img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/tongue.gif" alt="image">!<img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/sick.gif" alt="image">)

<p>Soon the gypsy queen in a glaze of vaseline</p>

Soon the gypsy queen in a glaze of vaseline<br><br>lost in the haze of overpriced gasoline

Soon the gypsy queen in a glaze of vaseline<br><br>lost in the haze of overpriced gasoline<br><br>Will perform a guillotine, what a scene, what a scene!