The Progressive Poetry Thread!

I turned 44 today and I still feel great.<br>I twist and turn and can really gyrate,<br>just wait till I find my wife Kate........<br>Hopefully she will want to go out on a date.<br><br><br>maribell

<strong><font color="#990000" size="4">Happy Birthday usastreetRODDER.<br><br><br><br><br>maribell</font></strong>

<strong><font size="4" color="#990000">Happy Birthday usastreetRODDER.<br>I think who's birthday it is is Tim, aka Beach Bomber<br></font></strong>

Remember guys, be extra nice to the wife.<br>because unless you're gonna leave her, you're stuck with her for life.<br>Be good or else she'll do you a Lorena Bobbit with a knife. (ouch)<br><br><br>maribell

<font color="#0000FF" face="Tahoma">Happy Birthday Beach Bomber, aka Tim.<br><br><br><br><br><br>maribell</font>

<font color="#0000FF" face="Tahoma">Happy Birthday Beach Bomber, aka Tim.<br>Who after eating his cake won't be too slim<br></font>

Remember guys, be extra nice to the wife.<br>because unless you're gonna leave her, you're stuck with her for life.<br>Be good or else she'll do you a Lorena Bobbit with a knife. (ouch)<br>then she'll be on the run from law officers like Barney Phife.

I turned 44 today and I still feel great.

I turned 44 today and I still feel great.<br>I twist and turn and can really gyrate,

Happy Birthday Beach Bomber, aka Tim.<br>Who after eating his cake won't be too slim<br>But after all of the sugar will have vigor and vim