The Progressive Poetry Thread!

The machine in the restroom was hung on the wall,<br>The song playing on the jukebox was Crystal Ball,<br>

<font size="4"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The machine in the restroom was hung on the wall,</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The song playing on the jukebox was Crystal Ball,</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">As I sat down to pee I started to fall</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">~Karen</span></font><br>

The machine in the restroom was hung on the wall,<br>The song playing on the jukebox was Crystal Ball,<br>As I sat down to pee I started to fall<br>Sliding under the divider, into the next stall

The machine in the restroom was hung on the wall,<br>The song playing on the jukebox was Crystal Ball,<br>As I sat down to pee I started to fall<br>Sliding under the divider, into the next stall.<br><br>I met a nice gentleman, confused by it all,

I met a nice gentleman, confused by it all,<br>He felt like banging his head on the wall,

I met a nice gentleman, confused by it all,<br>He felt like banging his head on the wall,<br>He cleared his throat, and said to us all,<br>

I met a nice gentleman, confused by it all, <br> He felt like banging his head on the wall, <br> He cleared his throat, and said to us all, <br> "Let's go outside and play some football!" <br><br>

<font size="4"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">I met a nice gentleman, confused by it all,</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">He felt like banging his head on the wall,</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">He cleared his throat, and said to us all,</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">"What the hell is going on here y'all?!"</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">~Karen</span></font><br>

I met a nice gentleman, confused by it all, <br> He felt like banging his head on the wall, <br> He cleared his throat, and said to us all, <br> "I'll kick all of your asses since I'm 9 feet tall" <br>

He jumped up out of his chair and yelled "YOU GUYS ARE GREAT!!!!" <br> He also missed the bus stop, 'cuz he was running late <br>