The Progressive Poetry Thread!

My baby takes the morning train<br>because of exploding underware, she will not take a plane

My baby takes the morning train<br>because of exploding underware, she will not take a plane<br>you guys are killing me these rymes are insane

My baby takes the morning train<br>because of exploding underware, she will not take a plane<br>you guys are killing me these rymes are insane<br>Oh please,were not that much of a pain.

<font color="#000099">Too bad we can't put a stick of TNT up this terrorists tush.<br><br><br><br>maribell</font>

<font color="#000099">Too bad we can't put a stick of TNT up this terrorists tush.<br>Thanks to the criminal ACLU who's brains are full of mush<br></font>

<font color="#000099">Too bad we can't put a stick of TNT up this terrorists' tush.<br>Thanks to the criminal ACLU who's brains are full of mush.<br>Bleep the ACLU. I will gladly turn the SOB's butt rouge*. <br><br><br><br><br>*(rouge also means red in French. It does rhyme with tush)<br><br><br>maribell</font>

<font color="#000099">Too bad we can't put a stick of TNT up this terrorists' tush.<br>Thanks to the criminal ACLU who's brains are full of mush.<br>Bleep the ACLU. I will gladly turn the SOB's butt rouge*.<br>Or steamrolling over them, causing the ultimate crush.<br><br><br><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Verdana;">New Years Eve, will Dick Clark be in Times Square?</span><br></font>

The terrorist terrorized the terrified tourists,

line jumper! <img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/tongue.gif" alt="image"><br>

LOL!!! Sorry Scott... didn't realize the Dick Clark line was the start of a new poem.... I'm kinda' out of it today.... can't even follow therules of my own game!!<br><br>New Years Eve, will Dick Clark be in Times Square?<br>They'll prop him up and broadcast his ol' face everywhere,