The Progressive Poetry Thread!

Gumby rides Pokey into a claymation cave<br>say it ain't so Joe, don't want to know what Pokey gave<br>Oh, he gave it to him all right, a very close, comfortable shave!<br>what a great idea for Gillette, featuring our hero's &amp; possibly Dave!

There once was a midget who stood upon a crock...

There once was a midget who stood upon a crock...<br>She wore a chastity belt with a fastened lock<br>

There once was a midget who stood upon a crock...<br>She wore a chastity belt with a fastened lock<br>to keep out the chicken farmer who can't control his (@@@@) rooster.

There once was a midget who stood upon a crock<br>
She wore a chastity belt with a fastened lock<br>
To keep out the chocken farmer who couldn't control his (@@@@) rooster<br>
When her dad found out, he whipped out his Glock....

Brittney Griner fights like a man...

Brittney Griner fights like a man... <br>and has better control of the ball, must be a winning plan.<br>maybe a test is in order to determine where she/he really stands?

Poached eggs would be on my breakfast menu<br>

Brittney Griner fights like a man...

Brittney Griner fights like a man... <br>
and has better control of the ball, must be a winning plan.