The Progressive Poetry Thread!

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White Punks On Dope, White Punks On Dope<br>it t'was t'was it not theThe Stooges that gave this song hope,

White Punks On Dope, White Punks On Dope<br>it t'was t'was it not theThe Stooges that gave this song hope,<br>True, I had Miss Maverick check it on snopes<br>

White Punks On Dope, White Punks On Dope<br>it t'was t'was it not theThe Stooges that gave this song hope,<br>True, I had Miss Maverick check it on snopes<br>and neither you nor she are dopes.<br><br><br><br>maribell

And even though I'm full of sin<br>

And even though I'm full of sin<br>in the end you'll let me in.

And even though I'm full of sin<br>in the end you'll let me in.<br>You can be saved by Henry Hinn!<img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/laugh.gif" alt="image">

Old-time vampires were not hipsters, as we see today,<br>their not getting my blood,just no way,

And even though I'm full of sin<br>in the end you'll let me in.<br>You can be saved by Henry Hinn!<br>It's Benny Hinn I said with a grin (me thinks Benny Hill is more legit)<br>

<img height="15" src="http://redlinesonlinemessageboard.yuku.com/domain/bypass/images/pacman.gif" width="15" alt="image">Make an appointment for an exorcism!<p><br></p>

Make an appointment for an exorcism!<br>because that thing is scary without a circumcision!

Make an appointment for an exorcism!<br>because that thing is scary without a circumcision!<br>Sometimes those demons are brought on by alcoholism,

Make an appointment for an exorcism! <br> because that thing is scary without a circumcision! <br> Sometimes those demons are brought on by alcoholism, <br> But implementing correction is your decision <br>

evreyone could use a neighbor like Barney Rubble

evreyone could use a neighbor like Barney Rubble<br>Eyeballing Wilma could get him in some trouble<br>

evreyone could use a neighbor like Barney Rubble<br>Eyeballing Wilma could get him in some trouble<br>Always wanted to try that Upside-Down cake Flint-Rubble-Double!

evreyone could use a neighbor like Barney Rubble<br>Eyeballing Wilma could get him in some trouble<br>Always wanted to try that Upside-Down cake Flint-Rubble-Double!<br>wonder if those monkey-men had a housing bubble?

Old-time vampires were not hipsters, as we see today,

Old-time vampires were not hipsters, as we see today,<br>their not getting my blood,just no way,<br>Modern blood born diseases they could convey

Old-time vampires were not hipsters, as we see today,<br>their not getting my blood,just no way,

Old-time vampires were not hipsters, as we see today, <br> their not getting my blood,just no way, <br> Modern blood born diseases they could convey, <br> just watch their fangs as they start to decay <br>

Werewolves, and ghouls, and witches, and ghosts,<br>

Werewolves, and ghouls, and witches, and ghosts,<br>Facebook each other with endless posts,

Werewolves, and ghouls, and witches, and ghosts,<br>Facebook each other with endless posts,<br>"I have the most friends!" the zombie boasts,

Werewolves, and ghouls, and witches, and ghosts,<br>Facebook each other with endless posts,<br>"I have the most friends!" the zombie boasts,<br>Frankenstein says you think you have more......I have the most(s)

Werewolves, and ghouls, and witches, and ghosts,<br>Facebook each other with endless posts,<br>"I have the most friends!" the zombie boasts,<br>They're all in my stomach from eating human rump roasts!

Yes indeed here we are! At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast where I.....

Yes indeed here we are! At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast where I.....<br>spot a syrup-slurping hottie, giving me the eye.

Yes indeed here we are! At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast where I.....<br>spot a syrup-slurping hottie, giving me the eye.<br>The evilness inside begins to think of pie,<br>

Yes indeed here we are! At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast where I.....<br>spot a syrup-slurping hottie, giving me the eye.<br>The evilness inside begins to think of pie,<br>but if the wife founds out I know that I would die!

Rubber Ducky, you're the one!

Rubber Ducky, you're the one!<br>In the bathtub, tons of fun..

Old-time vampires were not hipsters, as we see today,<br>their not getting my blood,just no way,<br>Modern blood born diseases they could convey

Rubber Ducky, you're the one!<br>In the bathtub, tons of fun..<br>Dodging bubbles from beneath the bun<br>

Rubber Ducky, you're the one!<br>In the bathtub, tons of fun..<br>Dodging bubbles from beneath the bun<br>Phew, that's a real stinky one

Quack quack! Quack quack! Flappin' my arms I began to cluck, look at me I'm the Disco Duck!<br>

Quack quack! Quack quack! Flappin' my arms I began to cluck, look at me I'm the Disco Duck!<br>Is what Rick Dees came up with in 1976 when he couldn't make any money driving a crisco truck.

Old-time vampires were not hipsters, as we see today, <br> their not getting my blood,just no way, <br> Modern blood born diseases they could convey, <br> just watch their fangs as they start to decay <br>

Werewolves, and ghouls, and witches, and ghosts,<br>

Werewolves, and ghouls, and witches, and ghosts,<br>Facebook each other with endless posts,