The Progressive Poetry Thread!

Are these not Limericks and supposed to have 5 lines?<br>It's really up to Groggy, he does this all the time,<br>Not sure if Colin meant his to rhyme,

Are these not Limericks and supposed to have 5 lines?<br>It's really up to Groggy, he does this all the time,<br>Not sure if Colin meant his to rhyme,<br>But Grog sez "four lines only - or there will be fines!!"

Charger Dave sees a bunch of barefoot girls<br>

Charger Dave sees a bunch of barefoot girls<br>Unable to control his disgust, he hurls.<br><br><br>

Charger Dave sees a bunch of barefoot girls<br>Unable to control his disgust, he hurls.<br>He picks the chunks out of his curls,<br>

Charger Dave sees a bunch of barefoot girls<br>Unable to control his disgust, he hurls.<br>He picks the chunks out of his curls,<br>And fed them to some hungry, shoe wearing Squirrels!<br>

Dave likes Rum, Tequila, and beer,<br>

<font size="4"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">Dave likes Rum, Tequila, and beer,</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">He mixed them together which was quite queer.</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">~Karen</span></font><br>

<font size="4"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">Dave likes Rum, Tequila, and beer,</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">He mixed them together which was quite queer.<br>I ain't touching that one...oh the fear,<br></span></font>

Dave likes Rum, Tequila, and beer,<br>He mixed them together which was quite queer.<br>I ain't touching that one...oh the fear,<br>We know that he's watching, lurking so near!