The hirsute among them had no need of a merkin,<br>No idea what that means but I smell some coffee perkin'
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The hirsute among them had no need of a merkin,<br>No idea what that means but I smell some coffee perkin'
A 500 horse riding lawnmower can be kinda' tricky,
They call me Doctor Love<br>An' I don't need no glove<br>Just some sweet push and shove<br>
The hirsute among them had no need of a merkin,<br>No idea what that means but I smell some coffee perkin'<br>If you look it up in the dictionary, you'll find some fun a lurkin'
The hirsute among them had no need of a merkin,<br>No idea what that means but I smell some coffee perkin'<br>If you look it up in the dictionary, you'll find some fun a lurkin'<br>Good idea, but I'm s'posed to be workin'
I love you sweet leaf, and your surprise<br>
I love you sweet leaf, and your surprise<br>'til others fall from the tree, revealing your lies
They call me Doctor Love<br>An' I don't need no glove<br>Just some sweet push and shove<br>to my lady, sweet as a dove.
Never said I was more than I am,
Never said I was more than I am,<br>Watching Cass Elliot eat that sandwich made of ham<br>or so you think but I believe it's spam<br>You might be wrong, it could be lamb<br>
My baby drove up in a brand new, Cadillac,<br>
I love you sweet leaf, and your surprise<br>'til others fall from the tree, revealing your lies<br>After smoking you, I can eat 4 apple pies.<br><br>maribell
My baby drove up in a brand new, Cadillac,<br>seems like only yesterday she was drinking similac,<br>That stuff is poison compared to what comes right from the 'rack',
I love you sweet leaf, and your surprise<br>'til others fall from the tree, revealing your lies<br>After smoking you, I can eat 4 apple pies.<br>And wonder why I have Roseann Barr thighs...<br>
Bite the big apple...don't mind the maggots<br>
(oooh, Scott you's a BAD BOY!! Bad boy!! BAD BOY!!!)<br><br>Bite the big apple...don't mind the maggots<br>But be very careful if it came from a nest of yellowjackets
Bite the big apple...don't mind the maggots<br>But be very careful if it came from a nest of yellowjackets<br>and not a school of swimming shallots<br>
Bite the big apple...don't mind the maggots<br>But be very careful if it came from a nest of yellowjackets<br>and not a school of swimming shallots<br>You mean in a pool, many swimming Gene Shallots?
**** time out to note that it's Gene SHALIT so as not to be exactly the same word as the line before ***<br><br>time back in!
Bite the big apple...don't mind the maggots<br>But be very careful if it came from a nest of yellowjackets<br>and not a school of swimming shallots<br>You mean in a pool, many swimming Gene Shalits?<img height="18" src="http://redlinesonlinemessageboard.yuku.com/domain/bypass/images/thumbsup.gif" width="25" alt="image"><p> </p>
They call me Doctor Love<br>
They call me Doctor Love<br>An' I don't need no glove
They call me Doctor Love<br>An' I don't need no glove<br>Just some sweet push and shove<br>
My baby drove up in a brand new, Cadillac,<br>seems like only yesterday she was drinking similac,<br>That stuff is poison compared to what comes right from the 'rack',<br>Plus the real thing's available in a twin pack.
They call me Doctor Love<br>An' I don't need no glove<br>Just some sweet push and shove<br>to my lady, sweet as a dove.
Never said I was more than I am,
Never said I was more than I am,<br>Watching Cass Elliot eat that sandwich made of ham<br>
Never said I was more than I am,<br>Watching Cass Elliot eat that sandwich made of ham<br>or so you think but I believe it's spam
Never said I was more than I am,<br>Watching Cass Elliot eat that sandwich made of ham<br>or so you think but I believe it's spam<br>You might be wrong, it could be lamb<br>
My baby drove up in a brand new, Cadillac,<br>
My baby drove up in a brand new, Cadillac,<br>seems like only yesterday she was drinking similac,
My baby drove up in a brand new, Cadillac,<br>seems like only yesterday she was drinking similac,<br>That stuff is poison compared to what comes right from the 'rack',
That last poem was very witty<br>
That last poem was very witty<br>and only in the right frame of mind would you know it was about ti**y,
That last poem was very witty<br>and only in the right frame of mind would you know it was about ti**y,<br>Quite impressive for a poem formed by committee.
That last poem was very witty<br>and only in the right frame of mind would you know it was about ti**y,<br>Quite impressive for a poem formed by committee.<br>For those who don't get it, what a pitty<br>
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.<br>She won't let you forget that, you'll feel like a dunce!
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.<br>She won't let you forget that, you'll feel like a dunce!<br>And your gift better be a homerun...don't even try for bunts!
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.<br>She won't let you forget that, you'll feel like a dunce!<br>And your gift better be a homerun...don't even try for bunts!<br>because she's expecting the best so don't pull any stunts.