My baby drove up in a brand new, Cadillac,<br>seems like only yesterday she was drinking similac,<br>That stuff is poison compared to what comes right from the 'rack',<br>Plus the real thing's available in a twin pack.
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My baby drove up in a brand new, Cadillac,<br>seems like only yesterday she was drinking similac,<br>That stuff is poison compared to what comes right from the 'rack',<br>Plus the real thing's available in a twin pack.
For once in my life I got a chance I'll take it,
For once in my life I got a chance I'll take it,<br>This time, I know in my heart I'm gonna' make it,<br><br><br>[this is sounding like a Stevie Wonder song!]
For once in my life I got a chance I'll take it,<br>This time, I know in my heart I'm gonna' make it,<br>So note to you, tail feathers, time to shake it,
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For once in my life I got a chance I'll take it,<br>This time, I know in my heart I'm gonna' make it,<br>So note to you, tail feathers, time to shake it,<br>No getting out now, and you just can't fake it!
That last poem was very witty<br>
That last poem was very witty<br>and only in the right frame of mind would you know it was about ti**y,
That last poem was very witty<br>and only in the right frame of mind would you know it was about ti**y,<br>Quite impressive for a poem formed by committee.
Bla, bla, bla, bla, bla, bla, bla ,<br>
Bla, bla, bla, bla, bla, bla, bla<br>Bla until you're raw<br>
That last poem was very witty<br>and only in the right frame of mind would you know it was about ti**y,<br>Quite impressive for a poem formed by committee.<br>For those who don't get it, what a pitty<br>
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.<br>She won't let you forget that, you'll feel like a dunce!
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.<br>She won't let you forget that, you'll feel like a dunce!<br>And your gift better be a homerun...don't even try for bunts!
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.<br>She won't let you forget that, you'll feel like a dunce!<br>And your gift better be a homerun...don't even try for bunts!<br>because she's expecting the best so don't pull any stunts.
For once in my life I got a chance I'll take it,
For once in my life I got a chance I'll take it,<br>This time, I know in my heart I'm gonna' make it,<br><br><br>[this is sounding like a Stevie Wonder song!]
For once in my life I got a chance I'll take it,<br>This time, I know in my heart I'm gonna' make it,<br>So note to you, tail feathers, time to shake it,
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For once in my life I got a chance I'll take it,<br>This time, I know in my heart I'm gonna' make it,<br>So note to you, tail feathers, time to shake it,<br>No getting out now, and you just can't fake it!
Bla, bla, bla, bla, bla, bla, bla ,<br>
Bla, bla, bla, bla, bla, bla, bla<br>Bla until you're raw<br>
Bla, bla, bla, bla, bla, bla, bla<br>Bla until you're raw<br>In 7/8 time without a flaw<br>
Bla, bla, bla, bla, bla, bla, bla<br>Bla until you're raw<br>In 7/8 time without a flaw<br>While eating a plate of cold coleslaw<br><font face="COMIC SANS MS, ROCKWELL" size="3"><br></font>
<font face="COMIC SANS MS, ROCKWELL" size="3">Minds like parachutes, function best when they're open</font>
<font size="3" face="COMIC SANS MS, ROCKWELL">Minds like parachutes, function best when they're open<br>Bill Clinton did more than just groapin'<br></font>
Minds like parachutes, function best when they're open<br>Bill Clinton did more than just groapin'<br>Some wide open minds seem to me like they've been dopin'
Minds like parachutes, function best when they're open<br>Bill Clinton did more than just groapin'<br>Some wide open minds seem to me like they've been dopin'<br>George Bush senior while CIA director TOO conducted some 'covert' extra marital interlopin'
The Devil is in the details<br>at his side, a hammer; in his teeth, old nails
The Devil is in the details<br>at his side, a hammer; in his teeth, old nails<br>On a rail hangs his minions, amidst their wails
The Devil is in the details<br>at his side, a hammer; in his teeth, old nails<br>On a rail hangs his minions, amidst their wails<br>headed for the Devils triangle he sails.
Bla, bla, bla, bla, bla, bla, bla<br>Bla until you're raw<br>In 7/8 time without a flaw<br>While eating a plate of cold coleslaw<br><font face="COMIC SANS MS, ROCKWELL" size="3"><br></font>
<font face="COMIC SANS MS, ROCKWELL" size="3">Minds like parachutes, function best when they're open</font>
<font size="3" face="COMIC SANS MS, ROCKWELL">Minds like parachutes, function best when they're open<br>Bill Clinton did more than just groapin'<br></font>
Minds like parachutes, function best when they're open<br>Bill Clinton did more than just groapin'<br>Some wide open minds seem to me like they've been dopin'
"We're all here to get wreckless"!
<span class="body">If you come to a fork in the road, take it.</span>
If you come to a fork in the road, take it.<br>Like Ricky Bobby said, shake and bake it<br>"We're all here to get wreckless"!<br>In honor of old ZZ, she wants a pearl necklace
Minds like parachutes, function best when they're open<br>Bill Clinton did more than just groapin'<br>Some wide open minds seem to me like they've been dopin'<br>George Bush senior while CIA director TOO conducted some 'covert' extra marital interlopin'