The Progressive Poetry Thread!

My nose is running, my eyes are on fire,<br>Got a cat on the barbee, my dinner desire<br>

My nose is running, my eyes are on fire,<br>Got a cat on the barbee, my dinner desire<br>I told wifey it's a rabbit, the neighbors, I'm such a liar<br>

My nose is running, my eyes are on fire,<br>Got a cat on the barbee, my dinner desire<br>I told wifey it's a rabbit, the neighbors, I'm such a liar<br>It's our little secret, the cats' a fryer!<img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/laugh.gif" alt="image"><br>

Please don't tell the neighbor, he would just freak!<br>

Remember that time we took that snake and we put it down little Betsy's dress? <br> Sure do and boy what she did in her skirt was a real mess! <br> That snake had a bowel movement would be my guess? <br> Either way it was a pool o' cess! <br>

Remember that time we took that snake and we put it down little Betsy's dress? <br> Sure do and boy what she did in her skirt was a real mess! <br> That snake had a bowel movement would be my guess? <br> HA! It was just a dream, a bit nightmarish! <br>

Please don't tell the neighbor, he would just freak!<br>Unless they are another one of those cat eating geeks<br>

Zappa lyric:<br><br><br>Catholic girls, with their fuzzy little moustache

Catholic girls, with their fuzzy little moustache<br>On a certain Wednesday, face of ash<br>

Please don't tell the neighbor, he would just freak!<br>Unless they are another one of those cat eating geeks<br>Don't really think so, when I met them, they seemed rather meek<br>