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[FONT=Georgia]Carl Schurz: [B][I]"Our country, right or wrong." When right to be kept right; when wrong to be set right."[/I][/B][/FONT]<!--PAM-->

Well, Mr. Carpetbagger. We got somethin' in this territory called the Missouri boat ride.


Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?


Dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy.


- [COLOR=Navy]Outlaw Josey Wales[/COLOR]

[SIZE=4][COLOR=blue]The happiest people don't have the best of everything they just make the best of everything they have. [/COLOR][/SIZE]
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[SIZE=4][COLOR=blue]Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it!!! [/COLOR][/SIZE]
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[SIZE=4][COLOR=blue]~Karen[/COLOR][/SIZE]

"I want you to round up every vicious criminal and gunslinger in the west. Take this down:

I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits... vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull d*kes, train robbers, bank robbers, *ss-kickers, sh*t-kickers and Methodists!"

"Mongo not know. Mongo only pawn in game of life."

"Hus du gezen in deine leiben; they darker than us! Woof!"

"What's a dazzling urbanite like you doing in a rustic setting like this?"

[I]Blazing Saddles[/I]

Now, it's all up to you. Now I can be a good guy, or I can be one real mean son-of-a-bitch.
It's all up to you.

What we've got here is... failure to communicate.
Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it... well, he gets it.
I don't like it any more than you men.


- [COLOR=navy]Captain, Road Prison 36[/COLOR]

“Be Content with what you have; rejoice in the way things are. When you realize there is nothing lacking, the whole world belongs to you.”

- Lao Tzu

"Well, dog my cats."

Gas is for washin parts, alcohol's for drinkin and Nitro's for racin.

"Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!

Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!"

[I]Monty Python and the Holy Grail[/I]

Always been one of my favs don't even remember when I heard it first...

[B]"NO GOOD DEED GOES UNPUNISHED"[/B]