Oh boy, this thread has really jumped the shark.<br>Line them gals up, short to tall, feet on the mark<br>Get set, go before it turns dark.<br>The crowd went quiet, all that was heard was a bark!<br><br>LOOK OUT, LOOK OUT! IT'S A NARC!
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Oh boy, this thread has really jumped the shark.<br>Line them gals up, short to tall, feet on the mark<br>Get set, go before it turns dark.<br>The crowd went quiet, all that was heard was a bark!<br><br>LOOK OUT, LOOK OUT! IT'S A NARC!
<br>LOOK OUT, LOOK OUT! IT'S A NARC!<br>His name is NORBERT and he's come to the park<br><br><a target="_blank" href="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/53/Freak_Brother_No_1.jpg"><img height="369" alt="File:Freak Brother No 1.jpg" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/53/Freak_Brother_No_1.jpg" width="250" border="0"></a>
LOOK OUT, LOOK OUT! IT'S A NARC!<br>His name is NORBERT and he's come to the park,<br>Then he saw angels as they called out a 'hark,'<br>
LOOK OUT, LOOK OUT! IT'S A NARC! <br> His name is NORBERT and he's come to the park, <br> Then he saw angels as they called out a 'hark,' <br> Is that an LSD related remark? <br>
I'm sittin' here peelin' and eatin' a Kiwi
I'm sittin' here peelin' and eatin' a kiwi<br>With my friend , PeeWee.<br><br>maribell
I'm sittin' here peelin' and eatin' a kiwi<br>With my friend , PeeWee.<br>you see PeeWee my friend is a HeShe
<font size="4"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">I'm sittin' here peelin' and eatin' a kiwi</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">With my friend , PeeWee.</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">you see PeeWee my friend is a HeShe</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">He/she has a who-ha and a pee-pee.</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">~Karen</span></font><br>
<font size="4"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">Walking along the beach one day</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">~Karen</span></font><br>
<font size="4"><span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,255)">Walking along the beach one day<br>I met a beautiful girl with a nice boutee</span></font><br style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,255)"><br style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,255)">
Walking along the beach one day<br>I met a beautiful girl with a nice boutee<br><br>but her roommate was not a cuitee
Walking along the beach one day<br>I met a beautiful girl with a nice boutee<br>but her roommate was not a cuitee<br>So Andy said: "Oh well! Only <span style="font-style: italic;">one</span> girl tonight then, EH!"<br><br>
Twenty-two pages... who'd a thunk??
<font face="Verdana" color="#333333">Twenty-two pages... who'd a thunk?? <br> Some of these are NOT a slam-dunk. <br><br> maribell</font>
<font color="#333333">Twenty-two pages... who'd a thunk??<br>Some of these are NOT a slam-dunk.</font><br>Actually, quite a few of these poems could be considered "junk"
<font color="#333333">Twenty-two pages... who'd a thunk??<br>Some of these are NOT a slam-dunk.</font><br>Actually, quite a few of these poems could be considered "junk"<br>From poetry class we'd certainly flunk
Delbert had a thing about wearing fishnets and a wig
Delbert had a thing about wearing fishnets and a wig<br>His little doohickey was about as big as a twig
Delbert had a thing about wearing fishnets and a wig<br>His little doohickey was about as big as a twig<br>but at two twenty pounds and six foot tall he was considered quite big
Delbert had a thing about wearing fishnets and a wig<br>His little doohickey was about as big as a twig<br>but at two twenty pounds and six foot tall he was considered quite big<br>and he covered it with the leaf of a fig.
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Bluewagoon, don't be shy, give it a try.<br><br><br>maribell
Bluewagoon, don't be shy, give it a try<br>you never know, you may be the "right guy"
Bluewagoon, don't be shy, give it a try<br>you never know, you may be the "right guy"<br>Cover my twig with a leaf I ask why
Bluewagoon, don't be shy, give it a try<br>you never know, you may be the "right guy"<br>Cover my twig with a leaf I ask why<br>So it doesn't poke anyone in the eye!<br><br>
Bluewagoon, don't be shy, give it a try<br>you never know, you may be the "right guy"<br>Cover my twig with a leaf I ask why<br>So it doesn't poke anyone in the eye!<br><br>These poems again have gone all awry
These poems again have gone all awry<br>Considering THIS group, I don't wonder why! <img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/laugh.gif" alt="image"><br><br>
These poems again have gone all awry<br>Considering THIS group, I don't wonder why! <img alt="image" src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/laugh.gif"><br>How does one rhyme with this laughing guy"><img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/laugh.gif" alt="image">
"I RESEMBLE THAT REMARK!!" they all let out a cry
Looky thar, he ain't even following his own rules!
I think Gwoggerbug's sittin' there dwinkin' a dwinky
<font color="#0000FF">I think Gwoggerbug's sittin' there dwinkin' a dwinky <br> With his Twinkie <br><br><br> maribell <br></font>
<font color="#0000FF">I think Gwoggerbug's sittin' there dwinkin' a dwinky<br>With his Twinkie<br>Pull his finger and receive a stinky...<br></font>
I think Gwoggerbug's sittin' there dwinkin' a dwinky<br>With his Twinkie<br>Pull his finger and receive a stinky...<br><br><br>the tranny at the end of the bar gave you a winky <img src="http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/wink.gif">
<font color="#CC3333">Tomorrow is Easter. Happy holiday to all.<br><br><br>maribell</font>
Redlines are my destiny,<br>As for the rest of me ,<br>
<p><font color="#CC0000">Sid , you messed up.. You had to rhyme with all. ANYWAY, PEOPLE FOLLOW SID'S POEM..... and ignore mine.<br><br><br><br>MARIBELL</font></p>
<blockquote> <strong class="quote-title">sid2001 wrote:</strong> <hr> Redlines are my destiny, <br> As for the rest of me , <br></blockquote><br><br>HOT WHEELS....FREE
<div class="scrolling"> <blockquote> <hr> Redlines are my destiny, <br> As for the rest of me , <br><br> HOT WHEELS....FREE <br> no fee, so don't flee. <br><br><br> maribell </blockquote> </div> <blockquote> <hr> Redlines are my destiny, <br> As for the rest of me , <br><br> HOT WHEELS....FREE <br> no fee, so don't flee. <br><br><br> maribell </blockquote>
<p><strong><font color="#006699">Tomorrow is Easter. Happy Holiday to all.<br><br><br><br><br>maribell</font></strong></p>