The Progressive Poetry Thread!

My nose is running, my eyes are on fire,

My nose is running, my eyes are on fire,<br>Got a cat on the barbee, my dinner desire<br>

<p><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><font size="4">You guys are so mean, those poor little kitties <br> It's not our fault Karen, people sell little kitties in all cities <br> I've always been attracted to ?u??ies and ?i??ies<img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/tongue.gif" alt="image">....(let yer imagination run wild)</font></span></p> <p><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><font size="4">Oh, crap, I don't know how I should end this little ditty? <br></font></span></p> <p><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><font size="4"><br></font></span></p>

My nose is running, my eyes are on fire,<br>Got a cat on the barbee, my dinner desire<br>I told wifey it's a rabbit, the neighbors, I'm such a liar<br>

My nose is running, my eyes are on fire,<br>Got a cat on the barbee, my dinner desire<br>I told wifey it's a rabbit, the neighbors, I'm such a liar<br>It's our little secret, the cats' a fryer!<img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/laugh.gif" alt="image"><br>

Please don't tell the neighbor, he would just freak!<br>

Please don't tell the neighbor, he would just freak!<br>Unless they are another one of those cat eating geeks<br>

Please don't tell the neighbor, he would just freak!<br>Unless they are another one of those cat eating geeks<br>Don't really think so, when I met them, they seemed rather meek<br>

Please don't tell the neighbor, he would just freak!<br>Unless they are another one of those cat eating geeks<br>Don't really think so, when I met them, they seemed rather meek<br>I smelled cat breath on them, it reeked!<br>

It's been a pleasure Scott, what a great team we make!<br>