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Given the choice between a certain realitive, I'd rather be pickin' my nose,<br>You can pick your friends and not your relatives is how the story goes,<br>but being related to some people in any case, really blows!<br>If I were Dave, I'd rather be looking at toes.
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Given the choice between a certain realitive, I'd rather be pickin' my nose,<br>You can pick your friends and not your relatives is how the story goes,<br>& when a friend picks the knife in the back to jabb, like the nose, that one blows,<br>But when a relative back stabs, I'll feed him to the crows.
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Why oh why do I have to close the windows to keep the cold out in July!
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<div class="scrolling"> <div> Why oh why do I have to close the windows to keep the cold out in July! <br> Record highs that are actually lows seem now the norm of the northern sky, <br><br><br> ( jeff crows ani't good enough ) </div> </div> <div> Why oh why do I have to close the windows to keep the cold out in July! <br> Record highs that are actually lows seem now the norm of the northern sky, <br><br><br> ( jeff crows ani't good enough ) </div> Why oh why do I have to close the windows to keep the cold out in July! <br> Record highs that are actually lows seem now the norm of the northern sky, <br><br><br> ( jeff crows ani't good enough )
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Why oh why do I have to close the windows to keep the cold out in July!<br>Record highs that are actually lows seem now the norm of the northern sky,<br>It's global warming, or maybe colding? Oh me o my!
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Why oh why do I have to close the windows to keep the cold out in July!<br>Record highs that are actually lows seem now the norm of the northern sky,<br>It's global warming, or maybe colding? Oh me o my!<br>But whatever it is, I hate it. No need to say why.
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John, you're right, and a wood chipper would have been much more appropriate.
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John, you're right, and a wood chipper would have been much more appropriate.<br>That's a confirmed lol, from many of the in-laws a thankx I would get,
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<div> By making an excuse, you lose sight of reason, <br> Some military folks would say that's treason <br></div>If you commit treason, you must do prison.<br><br><br>maribell<br> By making an excuse, you lose sight of reason, <br> Some military folks would say that's treason <br>
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John, you're right, and a wood chipper would have been much more appropriate. <br> That's a confirmed lol, from many of the in-laws a thankx I would get, <br> Talk like that will exclude you from the Will, a huge regret <br>
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John, you're right, and a wood chipper would have been much more appropriate.<br>That's a confirmed lol, from many of the in-laws a thankx I would get,<br>Talk like that will exclude you from the Will, a huge regret<br>& another confirmed lol, can't speak for Jeff , wouldn't want my clan to give me his faimily owed debt.
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By making an excuse, you lose sight of reason,
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By making an excuse, you lose sight of reason,<br>Some military folks would say that's treason<br>
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By making an excuse, you lose sight of reason, <br> Some military folks would say that's treason <br>
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By making an excuse, you lose sight of reason,<br>Some military folks would say that's treason<br>If you commit treason, you must do prison.<br>and that wouldn't be a wise decision. (should I ryme with reason or prison?) "LOL"
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Houston, this is Tranquility Base, the Eagle has landed,
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Houston, this is Tranquility Base, the Eagle has landed,<br>Go gather some rocks and dust, don't come back empty handed<br>
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By making an excuse, you lose sight of reason,<br>Some military folks would say that's treason<br>If you commit treason, you must do prison.<br>and that wouldn't be a wise decision. (should I ryme with reason or prison?) "LOL"
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Houston, this is Tranquility Base, the Eagle has landed,<br>Go gather some rocks and dust, don't come back empty handed<br>And pray that you don't get stranded.<br><br><br><br>maribell
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Houston, this is Tranquility Base, the Eagle has landed,<br>Go gather some rocks and dust, don't come back empty handed<br>And pray that you don't get stranded.<br>while in the public eye, your mission won't be candid.
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Houston, this is Tranquility Base, the Eagle has landed,
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Houston, this is Tranquility Base, the Eagle has landed,<br>Go gather some rocks and dust, don't come back empty handed<br>
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Houston, this is Tranquility Base, the Eagle has landed,<br>Go gather some rocks and dust, don't come back empty handed<br>And pray that you don't get stranded.<br><br><br><br>maribell
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Houston, this is Tranquility Base, the Eagle has landed,<br>Go gather some rocks and dust, don't come back empty handed<br>And pray that you don't get stranded.<br>while in the public eye, your mission won't be candid.
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You're like a Sledgehammer baby<br>One look from you cures rabies
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You're like a Sledgehammer baby<br>One look from you cures rabies<br>Without a hit of you, what would a day be?
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I'll never be your beast of burden,
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I'll never be your beast of burden,<br>Your riding my (butt) leads to too much hurtin',
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<div class="scrolling"> I'll never be your beast of burden, <br> Your riding my (butt) leads to too much hurtin', <br> To someone else I keep turnin', </div> I'll never be your beast of burden, <br> Your riding my (butt) leads to too much hurtin', <br> To someone else I keep turnin',
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I'll never be your beast of burden,<br>Your riding my (butt) leads to too much hurtin',<br>To someone else I keep turnin',<br>And giving 'em my rhymeful wordin'
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Feel free to put these poems to music,<br>Cuz I'm to rhymes what cubes is to Rubik
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You're like a Sledgehammer baby<br>
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You're like a Sledgehammer baby<br>One look from you cures rabies
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You're like a Sledgehammer baby<br>One look from you cures rabies<br>Without a hit of you, what would a day be?
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You're like a Sledgehammer baby<br>One look from you cures rabies<br>Without a hit of you, what would a day be?<br>Can't wait to get home from work as long as it's not a "maybe"<br>
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I'll never be your beast of burden,
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I'll never be your beast of burden,<br>Your riding my (butt) leads to too much hurtin',
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<div class="scrolling"> I'll never be your beast of burden, <br> Your riding my (butt) leads to too much hurtin', <br> To someone else I keep turnin', </div> I'll never be your beast of burden, <br> Your riding my (butt) leads to too much hurtin', <br> To someone else I keep turnin',
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I'll never be your beast of burden,<br>Your riding my (butt) leads to too much hurtin',<br>To someone else I keep turnin',<br>And giving 'em my rhymeful wordin'
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Feel free to put these poems to music,