What is the lamest, worst bad joke you know

OK, without going to the MANY online sources, what is the worst, lamest joke you know. Here's mine, please forgive me:<br> "I walked to work yesterday, and it was raining cats and dogs.... *pause* I know, because I stepped in a poodle!"<br> I'm here all week... tip your waiters!

A piece of string goes into a bar...<br>the bartender shouts angrily:<br>"Hey! We don't serve your kind here. Get out!"<br>Dejected, sitting on the curb outside, the piece of string got an idea.<br>He messed his ends up real good and tied himself into a tangled snarl.<br>He went back into the bar...<br>the bartender shouts:<br>"Hey, ain't you that piece of string I just threw out of here?!?"<br>and the reply...?<br>(Scroll down).<br>.<br>.<br>.<br>.<br>.<br>.<br>.<br>.<br>.<br>.<br>(get ready to groan)<br>.<br>.<br>.<br>.<br>.<br>.<br><font size="5">"Nope! I'm a frayed knot"!</font><br> (Nope, I'm afraid not!)

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2 babies are born on the same day in the same hospital. 80 years later, they are both on their deathbeds in that same hospital. One turns to the other and says"Well, how was it?"

These two guys walk into a bar...<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>You'd think the second one would have seen it.<br><br>----------- perhaps tied with ----------------------<br><br>What's the last thing that goes through a bugs mind when it hits your windshield?<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>His butt

guy walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt strapped to his back.<br>Says to the bartender, I'll have a drink and one for the road.

A hamburger walks into a bar and asks for a drink ....<br><br>The bartender says "we don't serve food".<br><br><br>Mark.

Hey, somebody alredy got the one that came to my mind but I had it this way:<br><br>So didja hear about the two ___________'s that ran into a bar? You'd a thought after the first one ran into it, the second one would've seen it andducked...

Here's a really lame little rhyme I've known since I was a kid:<br><br>I often pause and wonder,<br>At fate's peculiar ways,<br>For nearly all our famous men,<br>Were born on holidays.

This one is'nt lame...It's my favorite.....A man and a dog go into a talent agents office and the man tells the talent agent that his dog can talk. Theagent says "ok,let's hear him talk" The man looks at the dog and says "Dog,what's on top of a house?" The dog says"RUFF". The man says "See,the dog says a roof is on top of a house" The agent says "I'm not covinced,let's hear himagain" The man looks at the dog again and says "Dog,who is the greatest baseball player that ever lived?" The dog says "RUFF". The mansays "See,the dog says Babe Ruth is the greatest baseball player that ever lived". The talent agent says "That's no talking dog! Get theheck outtta here". A little while later,the man and the dog are sitting outside on the curb and the dog looks up at the man and says " Do you think Ishould have said DeMagio?"