Post your favorite quotes, lyrics, phrases, sayings, ect.........

I thought it might be interesting to see what peoples favorite quotes, song lyrics, phrases, sayings, ect. might be. They can be historic, comedy, or whatever but just try to keep them within the forum rules/guidelines.

Here's one of mine which is pretty self explanatory > [B][I]"Live free or die."[/I][/B]

I like this one:

"It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job. It's a depression when you lose yours"

George Carlin " The planet isn't going anywhere... We are"

"[B][I]Dont be mean to the Lunch Lady..."[/I][/B]

When I'm at work and people ask how are you......my reply is.........Living the dream!!

"Let your dog s#!# in your own yard."

Things come to those who wait but only the things left by those who hustle.

How does a blind man know when to stop wiping? OR Your father should have pulled out early!

Live every day like it's your last,
and one day you'll be right!

If I'm not wasted, the day is.