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I figured with all of you guys on the boat he'd of wanted a bigger boat
Great line...my uncle has fished for 50+ years, that was his best day ever, he nailed a 4lb, 2 6lbers, and then on about the last cast of the day, he reefed in the 7lb largemouth his personal best. The smallie pictured is common size for Lake Erie, 2 guys can catch about 50 in a decent day, our record is 72! Biggest so far was a 6.5 lber for me.
"[B]BIG FISH, SWALLOW A MAN WHOLE"[/B]
[I]Cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water. Our shark. [/I]
[I].........Farewell and adieu to you, fair Spanish ladies. Farewell and adieu, you ladies of Spain. [/I]
That big mouth is a beaut. WTG Unc.
It's been a [I]little choppy[/I] down here in the west end of Erie..ahem..
Frankster,
83 mph measured here today and consistent winds of 50+!!! I was out this Saturday last year, 75 and beautiful down on Chautauqua Lake!
Speakin of bluegills...
[B]"Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish. Not like going down the pond chasin' bluegills and tommycods.[/B][B] Little shakin', little tenderizin', an' down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your tourists, put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten." [/B]
You guy are cwazy...weally cwazy man!
For ten you get the fins, the jaws the whole damn shark
He's got three barrels in him they never go down with three barrels
Now this must have been one extremely frightening event one could endure...
[B]Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces.[/B]
My fav flick of all time:
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[B][I]Yeah, that's real fine expensive gear you brought out here, Mr. Hooper. 'Course I don't know what that bastard shark's gonna do with it, might eat it I suppose. Seen one eat a rockin' chair one time. Hey chieffy, next time you just ask me which line to pull, right?[/I][/B]
[URL="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001727/"][B][COLOR=#136cb2]Quint[/COLOR][/B][/URL]: Hooper, what exactly can you do with these things of yours?
[B][URL="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000377/"][COLOR=#136cb2]Hooper[/COLOR][/URL][/B]: Well, I think I can pump 20 cc's of strictnine nitrate into him, if I can get close enough.
[B][URL="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001727/"][COLOR=#136cb2]Quint[/COLOR][/URL][/B]: Can you get this little needle through his skin?
[B][URL="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000377/"][COLOR=#136cb2]Hooper[/COLOR][/URL][/B]: No, I can't do that. But if I can get him close enough to this cage, I think that I can get him in the mouth or the eye...
[B][URL="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001702/"][COLOR=#136cb2]Brody[/COLOR][/URL][/B]: That shark will rip that cage to pieces!
[B][URL="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000377/"][COLOR=#136cb2]Hooper[/COLOR][/URL][/B]: [[I]shouting[/I]] YOU GOT ANY BETTER SUGGESTIONS?