TIGER TIGER TIGER!!!

So, did she lop him upside the head a couple times with that club causing his "injuries"?<br>Can you blame her?<br>With the lack of extent of body damage, is it normal to knock out a back window on an Escalade to try to rescue your husband who wrecked it? With damage tothe passenger side when he was driving?<br>Can a collision like this one make you slip in and out of conscienceness??<br>Did she yell "FORE" before whacking him??<br>Things that make you go hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...<br><br><img src="http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/ScottWheels/Random/tiger.jpg" alt="image"><br><img src="http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/ScottWheels/Random/tiger1.jpg" alt="image"><br><img src="http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/ScottWheels/Random/tiger2.jpg" alt="image"><br><br>Expensive mistake(s) on his part...<br><br><img src="http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/ScottWheels/Random/tiger3.jpg" alt="image"><br>

I love watching that smug little #$@! twist in his little custom made Nikes!!!! Sounds like a Kobe Bryant sized ring in his wifey's future, although howcould he have an affair? He would have to hook up with some chick in a concrete bunker at the North Pole not to be seen by the media!!!uhhhhhhhheehehehehehhe.......I said "pole".

Kobe was set up by Colorado Trailer Trash. <img src="http://www.dodgetalk.com/forums/images/smilies/gr_bs.gif" alt="image"> Nothing became of it, other thanthat basketball sized diamond ring. I'd guess he didn't have a fling with that chick, especially when she smiled at him...her tooth probablyfrightened him a bit<img src="http://www.ezboard.com/image/posticons/pi_freak.gif" alt="image"><br>Tiger however is a different story. Looks as if more bimbo's are claiming they had an affair with him. I know, I know, innocent until proven guilty. Denial is all part of the tactic until those blue dresses start coming out of the closet, looks like Tiger might have some explaining to do to his wife, andhis wife only. Blue Dress Express coming his way!!!!<img src="http://www.dodgetalk.com/forums/images/smilies/drivingz.gif" alt="image"><br>The media overkill on him will be overwhelming, but easy NOT to watch. He won't even be making the PGA tournament this week, probably due to those wickedinjuries that the high speed collision caused...NOT...<br><br>Here's his official website...<a title="http://web.tigerwoods.com/index" target="_blank" href="http://web.tigerwoods.com/index">http://web.tigerwoods.com/index</a><br><br>Did I defend a Laker? Yes..yes I did...<img src="http://www.ezboard.com/image/posticons/pi_dead.gif" alt="image"><br><br>

Not that I'm defending Tiger or his actions, and it is a disappointment, to be sure; but this from his statement:<br><br>"But no matter how intense curiosity about public figures can be, there is an important and deep principle at stake which is the right to some simple,human measure of privacy. I realize there are some who don't share my view on that. But for me, the virtue of privacy is one that must be protected inmatters that are intimate and within one's own family. Personal sins should not require press releases and problems within a family shouldn't have tomean public confessions."<br><br>I agree. I understand that public figures, due to the lifestyle they have chosen, must accept, and deal with the fact that they will be living their livesunder a microscope. But up to the point of committing a crime (and the small crime that was part of this has already been addressed) they still have a rightto their privacy.<br><br>Also, for someone to do what he has done, is a sign of someone who is not ultimately very happy. We all tend to think that fame and fortune must automaticallybring happiness; it does not. To this extent, I hope he does what he needs to do to get square within himself. I said this about Kobe too; you can see it intheir eyes - they are not well as humans... one of the prices they pay for the extreme lifestyle they have chosen....

This type of famous public figures' "personal mishaps/problems" always generate money for the Media. The Media greatly depend on this to survivethe competition worldwide. That's how it is. The masses love to buy into this crap.... and the Media thank them for their support ($$$$) <img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/tired.gif" alt="image"><br> So, whenever I pass by the tabloids/magazines at the checkouts &amp; glance at their covers, my thoughts are always the usual "yeah, whatever."<img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/eyes.gif" alt="image">

Tiger has been very lucky up to this point. His "lifestyle" has been known to many, accept his wife of course, but now she's in the know too. Wholeaves messages on their girlfriends phone and has to remind her of his name? Like she didn't know it was TIGER? 300 text messages-AND he doesn't evenown a throw away phone? Memo to Tiger, they sell phones at 7-11, and you don't need a contract with your name on it. End of memo. Enjoy giving 1/2 of yourlife away and then some, because your didn't understand the rules of engagement. FYI, there is no piece, nothing or no person, that is worth that. Foolish."Please give me my privacy?" Ever seen his kids? Seen them on a family outing? Me either. How about this prop, you stop the whoremongering, and yourprivacy is back on par.<br>FYI-The doorlocks on Escalades, is located to your lower left, there you will find a button, that-you guessed it, UNLOCKS the door. By doing this, your wifedoesn't have to use your best 3 wood to save you from a non-life-threatening fender bender. Is it legal in the state of FL to drive without shoes?<br>Marv Albert has more class.........

I guess Tiger is still ticked at Buick, hence the Escalade. <br>

Nothing to explain to his wife. A man does what a man does no matter the reason why.<br>She knows what he did now and that is that. She can chose to leave and end up with 50 million or so or stay and live the "Tiger" lifestyle, withupwards to 500 million and growing every minute.<br><br>After all, she did not marry him for his money...right?<br>She married him because she loves him and wants to spend the rest of her life with him...right?<br><br>OK then...<br><br>I say she will chose to stay...<img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/wink.gif" alt="image">

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v401/markroach/cid_image001.jpg" alt="image"><br><br><br>Mark.

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<p>A man called Tiger played the back nine on the wrong course.</p><p>Tiger sought ... kitty ... but got the claws of Mrs. Tiger for his trouble.</p><p>He didn't know what he was in fore. Join the club Tiger,</p><p>welcome to the long list of players who got a bogie for the wrong hole in one.</p><p>I guess the answer is no, you can NOT play through.</p><p>What's his handicap? And did she deliver it with a nine-iron or a putter?</p><p>One hell of a Mulligan player, with no do-over. Get ready to cough up half.</p><p> </p>

Q whats the diffrence between a car and a golf ball?<br><br>A tiger woods can drive a golf ball 400 yards but cant even get out of his driveway without crashing

Whew.... tough crowd!

Transgressions ... he just might get an endorsement from Webster's Dictionary ... lol .

She would be a fool to leave him...I feel. <img src="http://www.ezboard.com/image/posticons/pi_lazysmile.gif" alt="image"><br><br>Come on...she used to be a nanny for another golfer...<span style="visibility: visible;" id="main"><span style="visibility: visible;" id="search">JesperParnevik <img src="http://redlinesonlinemessageboard.yuku.com/domain/bypass/images/thumbdown.gif" alt="image"><br><br>I say she stays...<img src="http://redlinesonlinemessageboard.yuku.com/domain/bypass/images/thumbsup.gif" alt="image"><br></span></span>

Mark, did you photoshop that gem yourself??? It's pretty funny!<img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/laugh.gif" alt="image"><br>99Octane, you never disappoint!!<img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/roll.gif" alt="image"><br><br>Here's some more jokes floating around:<br>Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.<br><br>Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.<br><br>What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing<br><br>Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.<br><br>Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?<br><br>This is the first time Tiger's ever failed to drive 300 yards<br><br>Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he's ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract.<br><br>After a wayward drive, Tiger Woods found water before nestling behind a tree<br><br>Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife<br><br><img src="http://forums.gottadeal.com/images/smilies/smilies/shrug.gif" alt="image"><br><br><img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/happy.gif" alt="image"><br>

Phil Mickelson called Tiger's wife and asked for tips on how to beat him. That fire hydrant should have stenciled on it......"The Buick Stopshere". You know why she used a 9 iron?........Because she hates the driver.

I guess got he more than a "hole-in-one" Many like he has many...........

"She would be a fool to leave him...I feel"<br><br>Not really. Pre-nup is 300 Mil..........

Wow!! The pic made me LOL!! Golf don't do much for me, too much quiet time. I like to see some action!! I guess so does Tiger!!

<p>Heard on the news today the pre-nup is for 20 mil and they have to be married for 10 years for her to get that.</p><p>Less than 10 years and she gets to be a nanny again...</p><p> </p><p>I still say she stays...</p>

Pre-nup or no pre-nup Child support for two little tiger cubs will be enough to keep her rich..........

which leads me to thinking...how many people that get married with pre-nuptials actually stay married? I'm thinking not many, since you have that distrustby written contract right out of the gate. Written contract prior to marrying? That would seem strange to me. But, hey, I like Peeping Bombs...<br><br>Trust is a must or your game is a bust...<br>

with his kinda money you would think he would be smart enough to get a girl that knows to keep her mouth closed.

<blockquote> with his kinda money you would think he would be smart enough to get a girl that knows to keep her mouth closed. <br></blockquote><br>What good would she be then???<img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/wink.gif" alt="image"><br>

I don't know ask Tiger!! <img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/wink.gif" alt="image">

I don't care anymore... He's taking up too much of the US TV news! <img src="http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/eyes.gif"><p>I hope everyone gets over "Tiger and His Tail" soon !!! <img src="http://www.ezboard.com/image/posticons/pi_freak.gif"></p><p>Lance</p>

<blockquote> "Tiger and His Tail"</blockquote><br><br>Maybe a new reality show on FOX? <img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/roll.gif" alt="image"><br>

I hear he isn't going by the name Tiger anymore.<br>Tim<br><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v104/beachbomb/cheeter.jpg" alt="image"><p><br></p>

Yep,<br>Tiger is now a Cheetah...............

I can only imagine how all this is working on the guy... he is human... Funny... I am personally in the process of trying to make amends for a bunch of thedumb messes I've created in my own life. It's hard enough as it is; I'm sure glad I don't have to have nearly the whole world watching my everymove and satirizing the whole event. I would know that I deserved it, on some level, for being so dumb, but I don't think I could take it. I hope those whoare throwing all the barbs lead perfectly virtuous lives themselves...

it would be weird to put yourself in Tigers shoes right now. He's always been in the limelight, but now when he reappears it will be even more intense,and I can only imagine the STUPID questions that people will be asking him. You know they will ask questions that he won't answer, because they will bestupid questions.<br>We live in fast media times...if this happened 50 years ago it wouldn't be a story anymore...<br><br>Have I mentioned lately that I'm so very glad that I'm not famous?<br>These people have zero privacy...they can have it!<br>

<blockquote> I hope those who are throwing all the barbs lead perfectly virtuous lives themselves...</blockquote><br><br>Thank you Greg...thank you.<br><br><br>I still say she stays...<img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/wink.gif" alt="image"><br>

<p>He may be a great golfer but he sure is one dumb SOB. I'm eating this stuff up.<br><br>Apparently, the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said, "I don't know exactly, but put me down for a 5."<br>Why did Phil Mickelson call Elin yesterday? To pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger.<br>It turns out that fixing Tiger's game and fixing his marriage both require the same thing: better control over his putz.<br> Later, Steve</p>

Now the count is up to 9........Nine! Let's say half of them are liars. So 4 1/2 of them are telling the truth? This guy was swinging the wrong putter.<br><br>Update!.........Now Tiger is messing with Cougars!

Maybe Tiger is a sex addict like Geraldo was...<br><br>I've seen some pictures of his wife, and I must admit that she is a very attractive woman. I couldn't see straying away from that for some strange.<br><br>Maybe she has Irritated Bowel Syndrome, or just maybe her breath smells like a cat box. Then all of this might make sense...<img src="http://mmb.maverick.to/images/smilies/hmmm.gif" alt="image"><br>

so I'm saying that the woman taken to the hospital this morning was his wife who OD'd

oh boy this just keeps getting deeper and deeper. Mr. woods has a big problem

I guess it does! I just read the headline news...sheeeeeeeeeeeeesh...now even more limelight for these folks.<br><br>This has all the makings of a movie on "Lifetime" <img src="http://www.ezboard.com/image/posticons/pi_freak.gif" alt="image"> If you've seen onemovie there, or even part of one, you'll know what I mean...<img src="http://www.ezboard.com/image/posticons/pi_freak.gif" alt="image"><br><br><br>

anyone seen this???? <img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/laugh.gif" alt="image"><br><br><span><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/FWY13tIBvhY?f=videos&amp;app=youtube_gdata" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355" allowscriptaccess="never"></embed></span><br><br><img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/roll.gif" alt="image"><br>