So I went to Mississippi this weekend, almost out of Texas and I got the blue lights behind me. I was in a good mood, had the stereo up, windows down justcruisin on along in a 70MPH zone.<br>Guess what the cop clocked me at.
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So I went to Mississippi this weekend, almost out of Texas and I got the blue lights behind me. I was in a good mood, had the stereo up, windows down justcruisin on along in a 70MPH zone.<br>Guess what the cop clocked me at.
90?
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85 mph and a $300.oo fine?<br><br>maribell
103 <img src="http://www.ezboard.com/image/posticons/pi_freak.gif" alt="image"><br><br>~Joe<br>
<font size="7">78mph</font>
71
72 mph, I once got a ticket in Santa Barbra CA. for doing 67 in a 65 at 4am!!!
71... this is texas after all...
<font size="7"><span style="font-weight: bold; background-color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">96 - smokin down the road<br></span></font>
73!!! The cop pulled me over for doing 3 over on the interstate!!! I had my cruise control set at 71, and aparently its 2 mph off.<br><br>He decided to grill me with questions, where I was coming from, where I was going, how long I'd be there, if I had any luggage, etc. If Texas statetroopers have nothing better to do than harass someone who is doing nothing wrong, then I now understand why Dallas and such areas are so high in crime, theyare busy harassing people instead of finding criminals.
<p>Adam:<br> Next time offer the trooper some "chew" and while he's digging a plug you talk to him about your "Pappy" being from down-aroundTyler.</p>
<blockquote> <strong class="quote-title">Iamredliner wrote:</strong> <hr><p>Adam: <br> Next time offer the trooper some "chew" and while he's digging a plug you talk to him about your "Pappy" being from down-around Tyler.</p></blockquote><p> Or if that doesn't work, try this:</p>A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:<br><br>Officer: May I see your driver's license?<br><br>Driver: I don't have one. It was revoked when I got my 5th DWI.<br><br>Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle?<br><br>Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.<br><br>Officer: The car is stolen?<br><br>Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.<br><br>Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?<br><br>Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.<br><br>Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?<br><br>Driver: Yes, sir.<br><br>Hearing this, the officer immediately called his Captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the Captain approached the driver to handle the tensesituation:<br><br>Captain: Sir, can I see your license?<br><br>Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.<br><br>Captain: Whose car is this?<br><br>Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration. The driver owned the car.<br><br>Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?<br><br>Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.<br><br>Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.<br><br>Driver: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body.<br><br>Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, andthat there was a dead body in the trunk.<br><br>Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying son of a b1tch. told you I was speeding, too!<br>
Hey Adam,<br><br>Sounds like you fit a profile of drug or money carrier, he was checking you out, happens all the time.<br><br>Denny
Ain't NOTHING like the DPS baby!!!<br><br>Later, Dave
Was the trooper wearing one of those string tie's? ( they do that to keep the foreskin from popping up over their head) LOL<br><br>Michael
Adam,<br><br>I was thinking the same thing Denny said. You were being profiled. That's the way of the world. Hope it gives you a better appreciation of what manyothers have to go through on a daily basis.<br><br>Bob Jordan
It's a sign for you to change your truck back to stock! <img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/wink.gif" alt="image">
Sounds like profiling to me too, especially leaving out of Texas.
Heres a good response.The officers says "Can I see your drivers license and registration please? You reply" Sure officer.Can I shoot your gun?"<br>
<p>Yep, you fit the description of a drug hauler down there or somethin. but it would have been profiling if you were doin nothin wrong. but, keep in mind, youwere travelling over the posted speed limit by 3 miler per hour. techically a violation, but not worth handin out a ticket for. everybody speeds. </p>
So did he give you a ticket?
Adam, as others pointed out, I think you were profiled. Nice truck, cruise control on so you don't go over the limit. You also were on one of the mainroutes used by runners. They are really cautious to keep their speed consistent. Chances are, the cop noticed your speed was <em>too</em> consistent, but withthe radio playing, you were distracted. Oftentimes, drug runners smoke up a bit of product - all the more reason to put the cruise control on - but they areeasily distracted.<br><br>Welcome to one of the main routes for drug runners! heh
Yeah I know I was profiled, its just goofy I guess. I kinda wish he had searched my car so he felt like a dumbass when he got done and found NOTHING in there.<br>I didnt get a ticket, that I'm thankful for...3 over coulda been a hefty fine haha.<br>I'm even more thankful they didnt pull me over on the way home...lots of stock truck parts and 4 guns loaded up haha, that woulda looked good.<br><br>Michael, back to stock...how dare you say such a thing!!!! <img src="http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/wink.gif">
Next time try this:<br><br>63 Ways To Piss Off A Cop<br><br>1. When you get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"<br><br>2. When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you wanted to race.<br><br>3. When he talks to you, pretend you are deaf.<br><br>4. If he asks if you knew how fast you were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......<br><br>5. Ask if you can see his gun.<br><br>6. When he says you aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.<br><br>7. Touch him.<br><br>8. When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you had to buy a hat.<br><br>9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.<br><br>10. Refer to him by his first name.<br><br>11. Pretend you are gay and ask him out.<br><br>12. When he says no, cry.<br><br>13. If he says yes, accuse him of sexual harassment.<br><br>14. If the cop is a woman, tell her how ugly she is, but in a nice way.<br><br>15. If he asks you to step out of the car, automatically throw yourself on the hood.<br><br>16. When he asks you to spread them, tell him you don't go that way.<br><br>17. When he puts the handcuffs on, say "Usually my dates buy me dinner first"<br><br>18. Ask to be fingerprinted with candy, cause you don't like ink on your fingers.<br><br>19. After you sign the ticket and give it to him, say "Oops! That's the wrong name."<br><br>20. Bribe him with donuts, and when he agrees, tell him sorry, I just ate the last one.<br><br>21. When he comes up to the car, say "License and registration, please" right when he says it.<br><br>22. When he goes to read you your rights, sing "La La La, I can't hear you!"<br><br>23. Trip and fall into him.<br><br>24. Accuse him of police brutality when he pushes you away.<br><br>25. Before you sign the ticket, pick your nose. You have to sign with his pen.<br><br>26. Chew on the pen, nervously.<br><br>27. Clean your ear with the pen.<br><br>28. If it's a click pen, take it apart and play with the spring.<br><br>29. Ask if he has a daughter. If he says yes, say I thought the name sounded familiar.....<br><br>30. Ask him if he ever worked in a prison. If he says yes, ask him how the plumbing was.<br><br>31. Act like you are retarded.<br><br>32. When he's telling you what you did wrong, start repeating him, quietly.<br><br>33. Mumble to yourself.<br><br>34. When he tells you to stop, say what are you talkin about, DUDE?<br><br>35. Drive to Dunkin Donuts and say hmmm....only 5 of you here tonight.......<br><br>36. Ask if they know how to make the donuts.<br><br>37. When he comes to the car, say I have a badge just like yours!<br><br>38. Ask if he watches Cops.<br><br>39. Ask if ever watched Cop Rock.<br><br>40. Giggle if he did.<br><br>41. Talk to your hand.<br><br>42. Ask if he knows somone named Rosy Palm and her Five Favorite Friends.<br><br>43. Accuse him of Sexual Harassment if he does.<br><br>44. When he frisks you, say You missed a spot, and grin.<br><br>45. When he asks to inspect your car, say there is no alcohol in my car, sir, the last cop got it.<br><br>46. Try to sell him your car.<br><br>47. Ask if you can buy his car.<br><br>48. If he takes you to the station, Ask to sit in front.<br><br>49. Play with the siren.<br><br>50. If you know him, say you had his wife for dinner.<br><br>51. If you don't know him, ask if you can have his wife for dinner. Oops...I meant OVER for dinner<br><br>52. Ask if he ever had pu-tang er.<br><br>53. If he asks what it is, point at him and giggle.<br><br>54. If there is someone else in the car, talk to each other in tongues.<br><br>55. When he acts confused, keep talking, look at him and laugh.<br><br>56. When you are in the back, touch his neck through the fencing.<br><br>57. Turn your head and whistle.<br><br>58. When he pulls out his night stick, say what you gonna do with that.<br><br>59. If you are female, say I don't do that on the first date.<br><br>60. If he sticks you in the back of the car, cower in the corner, suck your thumb, and whine.<br><br>61. Stare at his lights and say "Look at the pretty colors!"<br><br>62. Tell him you like men in uniform.<br><br>63. Ask if you can borrow his uniform for a Halloween party<br>
In a free country, the only offence that took place there was that you were profiled then harrassed 'in case' you were carrying 'unknown'contraban. Since males commit most bank robberies and child rapes, let's investigate every male, 'in case'!!! Andy<img height="15" src="http://redlinesonlinemessageboard.yuku.com/domain/bypass/images/pacman.gif" width="15" alt="image"><p><br></p>
since our in the south try " Boy you sure got a purrrrrrrdy mouth!"
Adams not a drug dealer and I can vouch for him.<br>That's all his personal stash. <img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/wink.gif" alt="image"><br>Tim
YOUR ALL GOING TO HELL!!!!!!!<br><br>CAUSE I SAID SO,,THATS WHY!!!
Wow Gil, somebody piss in your wheaties this morning?
<blockquote> <strong class="quote-title">LAWDOG wrote:</strong> <hr> YOUR ALL GOING TO HELL!!!!!!! <br><br> CAUSE I SAID SO,,THATS WHY!!!</blockquote><p><font color="#0000FF" size="4"> WHEW!! Glad I didn't post on this thread then.<br><br>Aw crap! I just did. <img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/embarassed.gif" alt="image"><br><br><img height="20" src="http://www.ezboard.com/image/posticons/pi_tongue.gif" width="20" alt="image"><br><br><br>~Karen</font></p>
<p>I suppose you still have Ohio plates too? That's what you get for moving to Texas to become a drug courier. <img alt="image" src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/roll.gif"> Man, I always use my cruise control, I think I'll stay away from Texas.<br><br>I was coming home from somewhere in Indiana a number of years back. Went over there to pick up some boar semen and I still had my Calais with Clark County onthe plates. Was only like 3 miles from home if that when a Jackson Township officer pulled me over because he thought the car might be stolen. Steve was withme and he knew the guy so it never got any where, lol, but I was like "What did I do, I wasn't even speeding." I think Steve was still atJefferson Township at the time, but he is a Montgomery County deputy now.</p><p>Brien</p><p><img alt="image" src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/smokin.gif"></p>
Yup, nothing better to do.<br><br>Stupidest speeding ticket a Cali Highway Patrol ever wrote me was for speeding on a freeway offramp. What was the speed he wrote on my ticket? Under 5 mph.<br><br>I did manage to get this thrown out but took a visit to the courts to do it.<br><br>