Lincoln Festiva

Found this bad boy in a local Walmart parking lot today, pictures do not do it justice!<br><img src="http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z307/stumanfu55/DSC00269.jpg" alt="image"><p><br></p><img src="http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z307/stumanfu55/DSC00268.jpg" alt="image"><p><br></p><img src="http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z307/stumanfu55/DSC00267.jpg" alt="image"><p><br></p><img src="http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z307/stumanfu55/DSC00266.jpg" alt="image"><p><br></p><img src="http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z307/stumanfu55/DSC00265.jpg" alt="image"><p><br></p>

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Good god man, I'm speechless!!

<blockquote> pictures do not do it justice!</blockquote>I guess that depends on what's being justified. <img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/roll.gif" alt="image">

Looks like the Fooster's been at it again!!! First the Hemisfear now the Festifear<br>Is the flame job done with crayon?<br>Must have been a low budget "Pimp My Ride" knock-off show.

<blockquote> <hr><blockquote> pictures do not do it justice! </blockquote></blockquote><p> </p>Wow !!!! That is the coolest thing I've ever seen !!!!! NOT !<br><br><br><br>Steve

<blockquote> <strong class="quote-title">grovepepper wrote:</strong> <hr><br> Must have been a low budget "Pimp My Ride" knock-off show.</blockquote><p> How about "Junk My Ride"!! </p>

L<img height="15" src="http://bluewagoon.u.yuku.com/profile/bypass/images/pacman.gif" width="15" alt="image">L!!! <img height="18" src="http://www.photobucket.com/albums/0703/NewfieRose/EMOTICONS/4316ad19.gif" width="18" alt="image"> &lt;&lt;&lt;&lt; Here's the driver!!! Andy<img height="15" src="http://bluewagoon.u.yuku.com/profile/bypass/images/pacman.gif" width="15" alt="image"><p><br></p>

I wonder what the their home looks like? I'm with Adam.

Deep Dish mag wheels in the rear!!<img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/laugh.gif" alt="image"> I like the Radial T/A whitewall onthe passenger side! Looks safe too!<img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/eyes.gif" alt="image"><br><br>Actually, I like seeing stuff like this...makes me feel good about myself...<img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/roll.gif" alt="image"><br><br><br><br><br><br><img src="http://www.ezboard.com/image/posticons/pi_freak.gif" alt="image"><br>

<p>One of my favorite parts was the way the running boards on the passanger side was "frenched" to make room for the exhaust. I did look closely atthe flames as I thought they were with crayon also, but I really think they were brushed on. Sure wish I would have seen this beauty when it was fresh, and notyears later, I bet the stainless steel hood would have been stunning without the water/chemical marks all over it!</p>

<img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/laugh.gif" alt="image">I just noticed the screws or rivets holding on the mouldings on thepassenger side!!!<img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/laugh.gif" alt="image"><br><img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/roll.gif" alt="image"><br><br><br><br><img src="http://www.ezboard.com/image/posticons/pi_freak.gif" alt="image"><br>

Big rears? It's a front wheel drive, for pete's sake! <img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/roll.gif" alt="image"><br><br>Truly butt ugly <img height="20" src="http://www.ezboard.com/image/posticons/pi_freak.gif" width="20" alt="image"><p><br></p>

To quote the security gaurd in Joe Dirt, "Just drive this piece of crap off a cliff. Do us all a favor."<br><br>The car was looked down upon when it was new for being an ugly worthless festiva, then you take it and make it a bigger piece of crap? ookaay then....<br><br>He probably saw you taking pictures of his car and thought wow, someone finally thinks my car is cool! Could you imagine pulling up to pick up your date inthis? I would have to say that would turn out to be a not so good night that ends realy early (say...the minute she sees it?)<br><br>ok I'm done, <img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/roll.gif" alt="image"><br><br>Josh<br>

<p>What.......?<img height="15" src="http://forums.gottadeal.com/images/smilies/smilies/shrug.gif" width="37" alt="image"><br><br><br><br><br><br><img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/tongue.gif" alt="image"></p>