Oh the joy

[Broilermaker]

Today my daughter turned 14. She had made plans to go to the mall with her best friend, so while I was working on some lures, my wife comes down to tell me that our daughter was telling a boy which mall she was going to so he is trying to figure out which bus to take to get to the mall, so I go up to give a little misdirection as to which mall she was going to, and told her that I would hang with her, she said no dad because I will be embarrassed if you wear your cowboy hat, so I leave the room and she starts telling the guy about my hat, so I pop back in and say tell him about my cowboy guns, so she starts telling him about how I've been killing opossums with this big huge shotgun, just because they irritate my dad, in fact she says he has the habit of shooting everything that irritates Him, my wife was rolling, I don't own a shot gun. And she will be going to a different mall today