spelling bee champ?

[TH4me]

I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.
I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person,

Pepole really seam to respond to me well.
Im lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent b e to complicaited
I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.

My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,
I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.
hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,
Peggy May Starlings

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.

Employer's response:......
Dear Peggy May,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check!

I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.
I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person,

Pepole really seam to respond to me well.
Im lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent b e to complicaited
I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.

My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,
I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.
hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,
Peggy May Starlings

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.

Employer's response:......
Dear Peggy May,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check!

Employer's response:......
Dear Peggy May,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check!

Employer's response:......
Dear Peggy May,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check!

Employer's response:......
Dear Peggy May,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check!

[BlueWag66n]

Must be Icod5'sdaughter!Andy

[TexKitty]

That has got to be a Photoshop job. The top straps would saw right through her collar bone. Either that or she's about to push that tree over,falls forward a lot. Yikes.

ps @ Andy: it's Lcod5, not Icod5.

[BlueWag66n]

They could be real.............Does the name Dolly Parton ring a bell? Them are way too big! That is absolutely disgusting! By the time she's 60,they'll be dangling down by her ankles! Andy