Post your favorite quotes, lyrics, phrases, sayings, ect.........

[bernardkappesjr]

Pat Benatar " Be a good little girl and tell grandma you fell off the swing. Cause hell, Hell is for Children"

[Jcarguy]

Aw, come on honey. Look, so I never called you back. I've been, you know, busy.

[beauzoe]

"The Rock will take you down Know Your Role Boulevard which is on the corner of Jabroni Drive and check you directly into the Smackdown Hotel!"

"If ya smell what the Rock, is cooking!"

Dwayne Johnson...aka the "Rock"

[HD DON]

Donald Trump is just a money whore under my bed there's a baseball bat
The goddamn taxes gonna break my back
I'm in the wasteland I'm in the wasteland



- Warrior Soul

[classicfan1]

"Mama always told me stupid is as stupid does"

-Forest Gump

[redlinesrule]

DON'T SWAT A FLY

Written by Tom Hoy



I was just a kid when my daddy said to me

Son there's much to learn in this life.

And so there beneath a tree, he sat me on his knee

He said there's dangers in this world

So follow my advice.



Don't swat a fly that's landed on a pitbull

Don't play with your new chainsaw in the tub

Don't give a dozen roses to your girlfriend

Especially if your wife just bought a gun.

And don't ever date your father's cousin's sister

In case she is your uncle's brother's wife.

And don't leave your Grandpa all alone at Hooter's

Unless you got insurance on his life.



And don't ever give Viagara to a Rooster.

He'll cock-a-doodle-doo till he explodes.

And don't ask your in-laws over for a dinner

Unless you're sure they'll all fit in the stove..

And don't take your kids to visit dear old Grandma

Unless they don't mind digging all night long.

And don't swat a fly that's landed on a pitbull

Unless you aren't too drunk enough to run.



And don't ever put pure jet fuel in your tractor

Cause now your cousin Junior's on the moon.

They say he left a trail of anti-matter

and NASA said he won't be back real soon.

And don't take advice unless it's from your daddy

Even if your mother says you ain't my son.

And don't swat a fly that's landed on a pitbull

Unless you aren't too drunk enough to run

Unless you aren't too drunk enough to run.

[kn91m5]

Drive it like you stole it.

[groggerbug]

"I like going to the park and watching the children run and jump around, because you see, they don't know I'm using blanks."

-Emo Phillips

[LAWDOG]

"The more you sweat in training, the less you will bleed in battle."

[redlinesrule]

Author unknown: "I don't mind you talking so much, as long as you don't mind me not listening."