Wu Zi Tum Mee... Prease Be Seated

[BlueWag66n]

We all had fun with the 'Chingrish' (Chinglish lol...) here a few years back...Let's see if we can have a little fun with the:RedRinesOnRine Chinee Menu

Every now and then I come across words or phrases that pop into mind or hear somewhere that sound like something you'd find on a Chinese food menu. A friend of mine actually had a joke menu loaded with about 40 or so items that when you read them, they left you 'rotflyfao'... It went missing...

Every now and then I call up folks I know and make like a frantic Chinee Foo Take-Out/Derivery Driva who derivered bag of foo,...but NO such address exists and LOUDLY exclaim:"DERIVA ODA (order) TO YOU,...NO SUCH ADDRESS! EMPTY PAHKING ROT (parking lot)! WHUA I DO WI FOO NOW?CO (cold) PING PONG BA (balls), AHN CREEM AH SUM YUNG GUY NO GOO (no good) NW!"

They DON'T know it's me and calmly explain that they DID NOT order Chinese Food!

THAT is JUST hilarious...and then a year or so later, I've gotten them AGAIN with my frantic Italian Guy phoning up about the PIZZA he tried to deliver but couldn't! lol...You would think they KNOW Better...lol... ESPECIALLY when they live WAY out in the sticks and the closest Chinese Food place is 25 miles away from their farm...!

I even do the Indian Food guy (eastern food),Mexican food also, but haven't yet done a German or Austrian food take out guy on the phone....

I even got a member HERE a year or so back! He didn't even say anything when he answered and just slammed the phone down! In actuality I just phoned up to YAK, and at the last second decided to do the thing...lol... He was even expecting my call! I had to phone back a few times to actually get through... You know who You are....

Okay, I remember a few items,...and have come across a few here and there, but not many...I even googled to see what I could find....but not much came up!

Use your imagination or memory, or you may even have better luck googling...

Whaddya got folks?,...let's assemble THE...RLOL Chinese Take-Out Menu... This is what I have:


Wu Zi Tum Mee Restaurant / Take Out

阴茎 阴茎 阴茎 阴茎 阴茎 阴茎 阴茎 阴茎 阴茎

Sweet and Sour Ping Pong Balls
Wan King Balls
Cream of Sum Yung Guy Soup
Egg of Sum Yung Ho
Sum Ting Wong (something wrong?)
Poo Poo Platter ( Platter)
Fly Lice

[schnell]

Lol.

Fly Lice. Cant have Chinee food wi no Fly Lice

[BlueWag66n]

lol...Fly Lice....

Perfect,....gotta have some sort of lice in there....

Any of the above can be modified too, such as various types of 'Lice' dishes...lol...

I'm thinking that is some sort of lice that live on fly's bodies...

[schnell]

Not sure why this popped into my head, but... Wan Ker Balls...ahem

[BlueWag66n]

Not so sure the 'Ker' part fits in but, Okay! In it goes!

I changed it to 'King'. That sounds more Chinese like!

Agree...?

[schnell]

Lol. Yeah, bloody brilliant!!!!

[BlueWag66n]

I've come up with a name for the place. It's reflective of the condition your stomach would be in after indulging...


Wu Zi Tum Mee